Me: Hello, 9-1-1 operator, I’d like to report a massacre @ Ohio Stadium. The Bucks are killing TTUN.
Operator: Sorry sir, nothing we can do about that🤷🏾♂️
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.