Affie

sometimes I think I’m funny.

[Affie @Celistial]

I’m sorry you suck john Anderson

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

Mum: Sacha I'm... a little worried about you...

Me: Why?!

Mum: In the kitchen... there's six boiled eggs, a book on sodomy, a half eaten jar of peanut butter, a pot of pink hair gel, a rainbow sock and a post-it-note that says 'You can do it!' with a picture of a cat crying.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

i have suprise on 6/6 txt me 707-932-4826

[Affie @Celistial]

Twitter still exists. Wild

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https://t.co/G1eXYh5tcp

Omg @KarenKilgariff it’s happening

[Affie @Celistial]

Thanks @myfavmurder for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 7,175 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RqYBZirNxu

[Affie @Celistial]

@amileewut Go, ruin his day :)

[Affie @Celistial]

@TraceCyrus this could be dangerous for younger peeps. Just wanted yo@make you aware it’s happening

[Affie @Celistial]

@TraceCyrus Thank you

[Affie @Celistial]

@LinzDeFranco I’ll be back in the morning to see if you regret your decisions 🤣

[Affie @Celistial]

If only men knew the amount of times a women has made a choice to terminate a pregnancy, so both parties could have children when they were ready.

[Affie @Celistial]

@amileewut Boomer women is riiighht

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@Meg_Prescott I’m not wondering if this is a prodomintly white female thing. My first thought as a native women was, I would immediately think I was going to be trafficked by this guy. 🤔

[Affie @Celistial]

I started a podcast

https://t.co/pEUxaEjd8r

[Tristan Ahtone @Tahtone]

Big talk from a guy with a few thousand unmarked child graves on his property.

[Affie @Celistial]

@OllyWrites In the 5 grade when his Medieval LARP group came to do a demo at my elementary school. 22 years later and we’ve been together for 2 1/2 years.

[Affie @Celistial]

@OfficialKat Totally should. That’s why I’m partially deaf now.

[Affie @Celistial]

@delfordtlouis Thinking of you and loving you uncle