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Everything #StartsWithBlood... Donations!

With the Blood Spin-off set to release sometime this year, Cellbit English Updates is launching a project focused on a very important topic: blood donations!

Learn everything about our #StartsWithBlood campaign! 🧵

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💻 The stream has ended! Thank you for today! <3

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💬 #CELLBIT: I'll go live again soon! Keep an eye out for updates on https://t.co/caAKSNV9pc. Good stream today! Thank you for keeping me company so late into the night.

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💬 [He ranked the 'Clive Barker's Hellraiser: Revival' demo an S+]

#CELLBIT: I liked it a lot! I'll definitely play it once it comes out. It's very different than what I thought it would be like.

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💻 Cellbit is playing 'Hellraiser Revival'!

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💻 Cellbit is playing 'Hellraiser Revival'!

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💬 [He ranked 'Rehaunted' in Abyss]

#CELLBIT: [Writing a negative Steam review] "This game is so bad it's offensive. It's genuinely not worth your time. It presents itself with interesting investigation ideas, but in reality the story is COMPLETELY ILLOGICAL. It makes absolutely no sense and brings up extremely sensitive themes purely for shock value. It's not worth it, not worth your time, and shouldn't exist". Fuck this game.

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💻 Cellbit is playing 'Rehaunted'!

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💻 #CELLBIT: I have these little facehugger toys around my office and Chuvisco has decided they're insects he has to hunt. He keeps bringing them to me as if they're gifts, "Hey, dad! Look, I caught this horrible bug for you!"

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💬 #CELLBIT: When you have a world with as many different medias as Ordem has... like, we have the RPG, which is the most popular one, the comics, the game... it's funny to see people who read or watch one media but don't touch the other ones. They make some jokes that apply to characters they don't know. (...) I don't blame anyone for not being able to watch everything that's out about the Ordem universe, there's a lot and sometimes you just don't like puzzle videogames, for example. But I think about this every time someone says, "Who's Kaiser?" Like, that's not how Knowledge works, but I know someone else who would fit perfectly in that joke...

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💻 Cellbit is playing 'Rehaunted'!

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💬 [About a possible 'Outlast'-themed 'Cellbit Escapa.]

#CELLBIT: We could do like that one Nathan Fielder video, but instead of being arrested, I'm killed. Picture this: Outlast 'Cellbit Escapa' stream and if I die in game, I'm stabbed. But technically, until I'm stabbed, there's no issues with the stream. There is the lingering idea that I'm gonna die, but if I don't die in stream then it isn't illegal! So, technically, the stream is only illegal if I get murdered.
#CHAT: You're going to ban Twitch (in Brazil).
#CELLBIT: [Laughs] What if I die off screen? If I die off screen then the stream should stay up! "Cellbit Escapa Outlast. If I can't escape, I die. But I die off screen, so it isn't a crime." I mean, it is a crime but it's still okay in Twitch's terms. I just die, away from the camera.

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🖇️ #CELLBIT: I'm excited for GTA 6, I'll play it on stream for sure. It's one of those moments that's like... an experience like this will only happen again in 10 or, I don't know, 5 years. So we will have GTA 6 on stream. I'll play it my way, I won't try to rush like a madman just to show the ending first. I won't try to do the most insane car tricks ever. I'll open my little investigation board, I'll screenshot every single NPC I think is important and I'll write and connect every fucking thing from the narrative that I'm able to.

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🖇️ [About joining a GTA RP server]

#CELLBIT: There's no way, unfortunately. I really wanted to, I really considered it because it would be so fun playing with the gringos and all but there's no way. I'm producing Ordem, I'm working on so much. It would be awesome but I don't have the time and you really need some dedication to play proper GTA RP. Maybe on another opportunity. I'm still in contact with the people who invited me, it's just a matter of timing, which was terrible. I know there's a bunch of puzzles in the Pixel server and all, it's cool.
#CHAT: If you say you're interested, then you're in.
#CELLBIT: I know. I was invited by a server owner directly, but I told them there's no way. I don't have the time.

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💬 #CELLBIT: I tried playing a match at least once just to say I actually used the skin but I queued for 23 minutes and had to leave because I had a meeting!

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💻 #CHAT: What do you think about the new Alien in 'Dead by Daylight?'
#CELLBIT: Sometimes the claws of capitalism grab me and drown me in the mud. Like, I don't play it anymore. I'm not going to reinstall it and spend R$50,00 on a character skin. (...) I bought it.

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💻 #CHAT: What do you think about the new Alien in 'Dead by Daylight?'
#CELLBIT: Sometimes the claws of capitalism grab me and drown me in the mud. Like, I don't play it anymore. I'm not going to reinstall it and spend R$50,00 on a character skin. (...) I bought it.

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🖇️ #CELLBIT: To me, the basic configuration of a game is when I install it and press start... The way the game presents itself without me messing with the settings should be the artistic view it has, the intended way to play it. Then, if anyone has a specific preference, they can change whatever they want. To me, it could have something like "I want to have unlimited damage, I want to have infinite health" in the options. You can select that, do it, I have no problem with it! But I do think that, when you start a game, the intended experience for it is the way it came as. If the game came with all those crazy features, then it means there's something weird going on in the (game) industry in general. Even so, it would be cool to be able to disable it, but this issue with the quick time events, from what I've seen, can't be disabled.

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💬 [Chat asked about the 'The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time' remake]
#CELLBIT: I might play it on stream! Since it'll be released after 'A Vigília'.

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💻 Rui showed up and he's looking like a proper gentleman!

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🖇️ #CELLBIT: How did I know? I didn't! I didn't study the building's height, I didn't know what size the World Trade Center was. I don't have any information on the engineering, architecture nor structure of the World Trade Center. The fact that I know Celso Portiolli has nothing to do with this, why are you bringing this up? I have nothing to do with that!

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🖇️ Cellbit had to ask for professional help from André Felipe Meiaum Airplanes.