I JUST LEARNED THAT IF WE LOSE THE AMAZON RAINFOREST WE BASICALLY TRIGGER A LITERAL CARBON TIME BOMB AND MASS EXTINCTION EVENT, SAVE THE RAINFOREST RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
This wasn’t “one mistake.”
A mistake is something accidental.
What you did was sustained deception.
You had multiple chances to tell him the truth and instead chose the version of reality that protected YOU the longest. Every conversation after that kiss became manipulation. Every laugh, every collab, every “bro I’m here for you,” every second spent pretending to be his friend after helping destroy his relationship was calculated dishonesty.
And what makes this genuinely disgusting is knowing there were probably moments where Rich opened up to you about the breakup YOU helped cause. You likely watched him question himself in real time while already knowing the answer. That’s not guilt. That’s cowardice with audience management attached to it.
The whole “we didn’t sleep together before the breakup” is such a hollow attempt at moral damage control too. Congratulations? You stopped one inch before the finish line while still betraying someone who trusted you completely. You still crossed the line. You still hid it. You still continued pursuing each other afterward. Trying to frame this around technicalities is exactly why people don’t buy the sincerity here.
And the “I was scared” excuse falls apart instantly because fear didn’t stop you from continuing to talk to her. Fear didn’t stop you from letting Rich keep trusting you. Fear didn’t stop you from recording content, hanging out, smiling in his face, and acting normal while knowingly sitting on information that would destroy him.
You know what actually happened?
You prioritized preserving access to both sides for as long as possible until the truth cornered you publicly.
That’s why this apology feels empty.
Because apologies usually come BEFORE exposure.
Not after people start connecting dots.
The most brutal part is that Rich will probably spend years replaying interactions in his head wondering which moments were genuine and which ones were performances. That’s what betrayal like this does to people. It rewires their ability to trust their own judgment.
You didn’t just damage a relationship.
You damaged someone’s sense of reality.
And the fact you were still willing to stand beside him publicly while carrying that secret says more about your character than any apology thread ever could. YOU FUCKED UP. The only reason you made this tweet was because you got caught. You had NO intentions to tell him ever. This isn't even scratching the surface of everything that's been unfolded.
The concept of the U.S. government subpoenaing Hassan Piker for going to Cuba with a humanitarian organization meanwhile they’re actively murdering, raping, & eating children…
We live in a society.
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So nobody else is concerned with the fact that we’re literally running out of drinking water because you need ChatGPT to make your grocery lists?
Like an entire city in Texas is having to evacuate because there’s no more water.
Oh, okay.
The streets are calling.
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$70 games were a mistake man. Idk why but when they were $60, I was buying like every new game that came out but since the increase, I've only purchased a handful of full priced $70 games.