Dan Cellucci

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[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

@AyeThatsAce Think it was probably more the strippers than the smoking there

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

They had to have wemby cover Ricky’s number in the photo because he wore 9 lol

[Basketball Forever @bballforever_]

It's a 1999 FINALS REMATCH 😤

The last time the Spurs and Knicks played in the NBA Finals, Rick Brunson, Jalen's dad was on the team 🤯

[Mike @mhc_76]

Is it a smart idea? I don't know. Probably not. But one Joel ring would mean more to me than 3 non Joel rings. So I'm willing to get stupid.

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

@SpikeEskin They had the ball 4 times and got into scoring position 3 of those times what are you talking about?

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

What’s nice about the new UKG Pro my company starting using is that now I can clock in and out from the comfort of the office toilet

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

I wish it was still socially acceptable to crank that Soulja boy

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

Nice bit from the eagles to decide to be one of the most boring teams to watch while having 6 prime time games this year just make everyone else suffer too.

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

This is the dumbest movement from a bunch of people who don’t actually care about what they’re taking about. The NFL literally has a movement sponsored this month called Crucial Catch which works with the ACS to raise awareness for ALL types of cancer…

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

The NFL needs to bring back Pink October.

They should never have ended it in the first place.

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

Imagine seeing a woman so beautiful you have no choice but to walk up to her and tell her she’s a song

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

@yungsean U need a Letterboxd

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

Just saw a woman who made me fully understand the meaning of Waka Flockas song “No Hands”

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

I mean can a team be any less serious?

[Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam]

Sixers make the Paul George news official. His procedure was done by the same doctor that performed Joel Embiid’s scope in April.

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

@LockedDoor4

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

@yungsean Settle down brother

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

My buddy made it all the way from the gulf of America to the Gulf of Mexico in one day

[🍉 guru 🍉 @_gurusandhu_]

Jump knight, shovel knight, hollow knight,

Are there any other knights I should know about????

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

I was sure they had already made a documentary about A Goofy Movie but it was that episode of Atlanta lol

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First poster for the ‘A Goofy Movie’ documentary ‘NOT JUST A GOOF, releasing April 7 on Disney+

See what other movies are coming soon to Disney+: https://t.co/8CjteTI7kC

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

Has any team that’s been done big in March Madness come back and won yet? I feel like every team just gets it close and then loses in the end.

[Dan Cellucci @CellucciDan]

I’ve got nothing on my mind. Nothing to remember. Nothing to forget. I’ve got nothing to regret. But I’m all tied up on the inside. No one knows quite what I’ve got. And I know that on the outside. What I used to be I’m not…anymore. - Don McLean

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

when my dreams are ripped out of my hands my first thought is “at last my sins have found me”