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Incompetent

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Best use of scheduled texts

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@greenpants33333 @mardehaym OP posts his own company on the comments, it's "FUD then sell you their AI solution"

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@govFranz ng friday pota

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why did i drink 4 shots of espresso at 8pm

8 hrs later and still cant sleep

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@govFranz nairaos naman nakatulog ako ng 5am, pero kadiri mag 12nn-9pm shift

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@KajitaniEizan @SeryldaVolk @Alexwolf_L_U @XenosysVex My guess is because gear ramp is skewed and the fights are balanced about ppl starting w/ 1350 tomes' worth of gear.

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"The moon landings were fake, but the director wanted to film on location so what can you do"

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@SplinterEssence @realDP9k @conro @SerenayaCarrin not having hypercharge auto-crossbow shorten cooldowns make AoE so jank

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@ShitpostRock None of these people actually looked at the fucking credits sigh.
Elden Ring put 3+ people PER line with minimal spacing
Ubisoft insists on a name on each line (not a fan tbh)

Ubi is definitely bloated, but y'all assuming that Ubi had 15x more people with the credits

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Not me auto-piloting to the work computer and logging in-

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I just realized it's the weekend.

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Reminds me of that "glocalization" rant over Chicken Mcdo of all things

Twitter never changes I guess

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Look what you've done, @putimbulak_.

Simula't sapul ugali niyo na talaga mang-dogpile ng mga wala namang ginagawang masama sa inyo.

NO TO MAKABAYAN CANDIDATES!!! #TaumbayanSaSenado deretso sa ARINOLA!

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@PrimarinaRiver @internetweird_ Relevant XKCD for you

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I think I'm the only one who fucking hated that gondola ride in DT. And to be honest it's not the game's fault that I viscerally hate it

I blame Venice Grand Canal Mall

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its part of why I stopped playing dota but easily applies to other multiplayer games too (ff14 raiding, etc)

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Something that has bothering me for a long time:

I love multiplayer games, but I'm bad at them.

I always hear my friends rage about bad players and about how "they don't wanna waste their time"

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It feels weird because I know I'm bad, they know I'm bad

Now there's this awkward anxiety from me to play w/ friends because it takes 5x the effort to play and that's stressful

Like fuck man, is the solution just not play? Basically don't grief by existing?

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@MasongAngelo pero aasa ako na makaka ZZZs ako ng kahit 4 hrs, 12nn pa naman onsite ko

need ko lang maconfirm matapos tong hinayupak na tests

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My sleep schedule is so fucked
i have to drive to the office later

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@MasongAngelo Mamsir nakagasgas na ako ng vios sa antok dati huhu
pero yun dahil nastuck ako ng 5 hrs sa C-5 sa inner lane

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Sinabihan ako ng tita ko na
"Wala kang jowa, abroad na family mo kaya mag-isa ka lang, tapos puro trabaho lang meron ka, ang lungkot mo naman"

I mean, I am working right now on a Saturday so they're not wrong :|