Odin's Strongest Shitposter

Syncretic Indo-European Americanist Pagan. De-Christianization enjoyer.
Praise be to the Gods, Ancestors, and Spirits of the Land.

Just Hail Woden!

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@justalexoki @bitappend This only works if you create such a meaningless definition of "evil" that the term ceases to have any significance whatsoever.

[Punished Cromwell @110evictions]

"how does it feel to lose an election?"

"Stolen"

"Have you ever felt betrayed by the GOP?"

"Trusting the plan"

"Indian wife"

"Trusting the plan"

"Blue Texas"

"Stolen"

"How does it feel to see your whole timeline trooned out?"

".... trusting the plan"

[Hawaiian Hyperborean @tropicalgreekSS]

Soon this will become an increasingly common thing in America.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@Mithridaticus "They have curved swords. Curved. Swords."

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@frater_dt Destroying beautiful art for religious reasons is a good sign you have the belief system of a monkey smashing a mirror because you don't understand it.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@PapistPilled

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@landosembery He's literally me:

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@Azmatul51794319 How it feels to be a sensitive young polygynist in a world full of evil sister-wives:

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@LaurenWitzkeDE I like how the thought process is "the rock that looks like a boat is obviously a boat" and not "ancient illiterate desert people probably saw a rock that looked like a boat and thought it was a boat."

[Benjamin Prime @Mr_BenPrime]

"So, Spongebob ok, Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea. Ok? You've heard of apples, well this is a PINEapple.

A pineapple, ok?

So how did he acquire this? It's because Spongebob *underlines Spongebob four times* is a freemason."

[Deep Right Oprah @deeprightoprah]

Trump did so much for you and he’s just now asking that you shut the fuck up and go in a booth and vote Republican

You are not a special boy, you are not ushering in the 4th Reich, it’s time to be an adult

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@rounders999 @Howlingmutant0 @FrenlyOfficer Fuck, who told him?

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@GiffLasta @Devon_Eriksen_ So why was God Himself unable to make a Church that could withstand the Industrial Revolution?

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@GoUncensored More of these were killed in Birkenau than in Dresden.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@byzantinecopt Call me crazy, but I prefer to assume that time flows forward instead of backward. So, no.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@JoelWBerry Whenever I see someone say something like this I read it in a thick Subsaharan accent and it fits way better.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@pegobry_en Bro read the Heliand and thought it was the actual scripture and not a 1000-year old psyop.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@mockww2vets This is not real because none of them will ever actually go to church.

[Odin's Strongest Shitposter @CelsusJunior]

@JoelWBerry Motte, meet Bailey.