Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️

self-aware half breed.

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

you hear them calling...

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

I actually like this account btw

[Luca Maxim @ChildOfKhan_]

come run a 5K with me

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

it's been a week since I took shrooms and I still have "gentle lips syndrome"

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

how do you pronounce "cashew"?

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

it's my birthday btw

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

omg my first hit tweet! :D no i'm not saying the lady in the vid is autistic. no i'm not saying autistic people are assholes. it's more of a feeling than an observation that i just threw out there. muting this!

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

can't fully explain, but a lot of autistic people do stuff like this on accident all the time and that's why people hate them

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

can't fully explain, but a lot of autistic people do stuff like this on accident all the time and that's why people hate them

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh i would’ve ate her up so bad like why would she do that😭

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

raccoons are our friends. second only to cats.

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

human civilization is what will allow jimothy to live a long life. it's our food, our shelter, and our way of keeping predators out that will make him live as long as a normal raccoon. and i think that's beautiful.

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

how did they even come up with the "real fake doors" bit in rick and morty? like how do you conjure that?

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

@theneedledrop takyon death grips on loop

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

zack d films is on a different wavelength than the rest of us

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

@unfamiliartunes *spaces FUCK

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

@unfamiliartunes of course you can't be boxed in. you don't fit into small places hehe

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

"back to friends" by sombr might be in my top 10 all time

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

the worst part about being artist is getting constructive criticism comments...on a video posted 12 years ago when you were a dumbshit.

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

@MikeTbaker13 @WiscoGrant wait is that deadass a canadian flag on the box?

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

it actually smells like burning, damp, moldy cardboard outside like it's not normal smoke

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

i have the parasite. i live in southern michigan which is basically ground zero for it. it's not that bad tbh. like you don't feel sick, you just have to go to the bathroom every hour or you'll shit yourself.

[Royal Pain🏳️‍⚧️ @Cement_City]

@TokenOfTheMonth nice list. I only know most of the names but i can tell it's dead-on.