amy dunne apologist

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[amy dunne apologist @Cemeterycigs]

POV: your coworker is locked out of her apartment after you both worked a 14 hour shift so you obviously had to share a bed and you're being like, totally normal about it.
for #kingdonweek #thepitt #kingdon

[trinity santos’ butch stance @thesunbutch]

this should’ve been her emmy nom moment

[amy dunne apologist @Cemeterycigs]

looks like jack antonoff is back to hand jackin off

[ᴅᴀ ᴘɪᴛᴛ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ she/her @TillKingdonCum]

at least we can still use this

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

chills.

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Trying to watch HOTD after this is like being shot with a gun

[juno @butchcarmy]

when parker ellis becomes a main cast member and yall try to become her fan. just know i was there before you all.

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

Make Mark drink it

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Annoying women always win in the end bc theyre honest and vulnerable and work on themselves

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he looks like the gray alien my dad shot in the foyer when I was 12

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

having sex with tom cruise would probably be so scary he would look into your eyes while eating you out and somehow telepathically tell you the exact date and time of your death

[alice in da pitt @kingdonpilled]

life lately

[z @bowiezfr]

Lena Dunham is having a great week

[Haya 🇵🇸 @pettipali]

He’s a targaryen supremacist who refused to consumate his marriage with his first wife because she was not valyrian, he does NOT have bastards

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He’s doing really well. No, you can’t talk to him, he goes to a different school :/

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

i would have poisoned viserys after this

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job