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Actor. Writer. Ethnic?

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Marie Kondo's evil twin is @Target

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@comfortfood @ambermruffin @BoomChicago I bring you with me in spirit. 👻

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Black and brown women are fierce warrior queens!!!

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THIS.

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ROLE CALL LADIES: who has been called difficult at work because they set boundaries?? How do you deal? @tamarbroadbent knows what I'm talking about #bestlife #difficultwomen #bedifficult

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People on airplanes: Let's hurry up and take off this seat belt so we can quickly stand crouched for 20min.

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See you tomorrow Berlin! https://t.co/PJ9AoXDfJ6

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Holy shit @Hannahgadsby THANK YOU FOR Y(OUR) STORY

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I cried real tears reading this. https://t.co/vVtXUKV3sg

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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

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GIVE @FalloutComedy ALL YOUR MONEY!!! THEY DESERVE IT!! https://t.co/s1WKEE0DvF

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No one is more meticulous than a lesbian bikini waxer

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Feeling down? Tell the @Starbucks barista your name is @Beyonce and watch people be briefly excited for your existence.

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When you strongly disagree with your boss but you wanna keep your job...

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I'll put as much into this date as I do my car $10.01.

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My favorite time of day is fart in my bed o'clock.

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@ambermruffin Where can I get tickets?

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Ladies, when buying a bike, the key difference between mens bikes and ladies bikes is that mens bikes aren't built to withstand the emotional weight of the vagina.

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@MarinaMastros Let me know if it works. I'm trying to get rid of this arthritis I picked up over the last 2 years.

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There Will Be Blood is a great title for coming of age movie about a teenage girl.

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I'm at that stage in my life where I get excited about a sale on Dr. Scholls inserts.