Equius Zahhak

The STRONGEST troll

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@spineretMndfang @ArsenicCatnip41 {PINNED!}

[Homestuck @homestuck]

important news for all equius fans btw

[THANOS. @InfinityT1tan]

When i'm done, half of Parody Twitter will still be alive.

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

D --> This is getting to be troublesome

D --> My moirail is struggling, but my options are e%hausted

D --> Nepeta. Please do not do anything rash

D --> I hope you can hear me, now

D -->

D --> What a f001ish notion. I must reach her

D --> Perhaps through that sprite fellow

[Homestuck @homestuck]

♦♦♦ Nepeta and Equius plushies are now LIVE on Makeship!!! ♦♦♦

Makeship is hosting a special FriendSHIP event to celebrate your favorite duos, and who better than the meowrails themselves? 😽

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@cervineGrimoire D --> Indeed

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@cervineGrimoire D --> I have been staring at this for hours

[ɪ'ᴍ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ! (Team totality) @Str0ngestdream]

I'm bored and feeling generous and feeling like practicing my layout making skills

Mutuals reply with your drive and I'll try to make you a layout

(I'm not working without nothing that's why I need a drive)

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@Str0ngestdream https://t.co/L13EayeiAX

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@Turnt3chg0dhed D --> I am not so weak as to fall in a single strike

D --> Though I imagine such a battle would be incredibly destructive, which would be greatly upsetting

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@Turnt3chg0dhed D --> I think I could take on that green fellow

[Goopy (USA).nkit🦀 @KarkatWifeFreak]

btw to everyone who ever talked about equius like he was the worst person ever this is him now. hes a whole ass leader hes a whole ass parent for bobo a GOOD ONE TOO. this is what happens when you let a 13 year old grow up they change and get better

[juno @lovennse_]

equius taking back his aura back from gamzee 15 years later after murderstuck

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

D --> But still, how can I sit idly while those I care for are in turmoil, if I know I am STRONG enough to help them

D --> I could save life with my fists, if I could only bring myself to take it, as well

[Davepetasprite^2! (takeover) @Turnt3chg0dhed]

B33 < i think the best you can do is k33p being true to yourself
B33 < you can help people without resorting to violence and that includes your machines
B33 < meowbe you cant purrvent efurything bad but you can do your best to offur support and make lives better afterwards

[Grimdark Nepeta Leijon @ArsenicCatnip41]

======>

Nepeta has lost hope...

Nepeta has gone grimdark.

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

D --> Well, so far, it seems my unwillingness to fight has cost me my life, as I have been told is a trend on my personal timeline

D --> It seems that despite me not resorting to violence, I have hurt my moirail with my death, which is ve%ing. What is a pacifist to do

[Davepetasprite^2! (takeover) @Turnt3chg0dhed]

B33 < while my writer purrpares for a bigger lore thing…

[INT BAIT]

B33 < let me give you some guidance!
B33 < im a sprite and that makes me purretty knowledgeable on the workings of this place so i can offur great advice

B33 < or just entertainmeownt!

[Edits optional]

["John" Egbert and Jade Harley @gallowsCaliber]

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SO.

1M 4T L1K3.

300 FOLLOW3RS.

1M GONN4 M4K3 4 HOM3STUCK M1N3CR4FT S3RV3R.

Y3S, YOU W1LL B3 4BL3 TO PL4Y SBURB ON 1T.

4LSO BC 1 DONT F33L L1K3 G3TT1NG UR4N1UM, 1 W1LL JUST GR4NT YOU WH4T YOU N33D TO F1ND TH3 TH1NG.

COMM3NT 1F YOU W4NT 1N, 1LL M4K3 4 GC OR SMTH.

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

D --> This may prove

D --> Challenging

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

==> Meanwhile...

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@NULLDevastation @ArsenicCatnip41 (And so, the Void was cleaved in two)

[Equius Zahhak @CentaursToil10]

@NULLDevastation @ArsenicCatnip41 (And so, the Void was cleaved in two)