Central Perk

no one told us life was gonna be this way

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I bet he's probably the stallion kisser of the group.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

He will teach me to be healthy, and I will teach him the ways of the flesh. .... Wait what??

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I just want one last shot.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

It's not Dukes anymore!!! It's not a place where they cut people's hair!! *tears flowing*

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

DUKES CLOSED!!! It is now the no name Salon!!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

"I don't think I'm gonna laugh anymore when I leave you guys..."

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

These men are singing in tights.... What is this crap?!?

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Do you scrub your butt crack??

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

Just watched JManziel throw whole lot of sweet passes -short/medium/deep. Accurate w/ plenty velocity. Lighting footwork. TAKEHIMTEXANS!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Ohhhh that's not chocolate... That's Carmel gooooodnessss!

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

-Isn't Leland in Ohio??
-No...That's Cleveland.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I now know what the people on the titanic felt like. I commend Leo for giving up that board.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I hope it rains tomorrow so I will be in the paper writing mooood.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I have hips that flow like water, I don't know what you're talking about

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

My mom thinks my constipation is a side affect my my potty training.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

My boobs started jiggling. It wasn't fun for me.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

I wouldn't survive on the bachelor. Mainly because I'm a lightweight.

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

Lez be real I'd be a big booty hoe for him

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

What's a girl gotta do for a cinnamon pop tart around here?!?

[Central Perk @CentralPerk401]

"I am NOT the big spoon, Daniel!" #NotAlex