Centriole

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The nucleus sends mRNA to the ribosome. The ribosome makes proteins. Proteins do the work around the cell. Conclusion: Ribosomes are middle management.

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@Goforgolgi1 #APBEG17
Actually you look like the residue from the series of splattered bad pancakes people throw away.

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@VacuSwole #APBEG17
"It's okay, I only put toxins in your water supply for a little bit!"

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@Goforgolgi1 Actually it's the cytoplasm's fault for mutating the proto-oncogenes and the nucleus' for not protecting the DNA better.

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Just thought this was funny @Goforgolgi1 #APBEG17

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@VacuSwole Is it really sanitary to keep cell waste and our water supply in the same place? #APBEG17

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Etymology of Nucleolus:
Nucleus (lame warehouse organelle) + olus (Latin diminutive, often used as insult)
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The Nucleolus: it doesn't even matter enough to have an entirely unique name.
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"Oh, is that an organelle? Oh, never mind, that's just cytoplasm."
-Almost every AP Bio student in the history of AP Bio
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The Nucleus

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Saying the Rough ER (Ducts with ribosomes) is responsible for the stuff it makes (proteins from ribosomes transported in a Smooth ER-like tube) is like crediting the inventor of the hot dog with inventing sausage and bread.
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Endosymbiotes- they're not one of us.
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@vesicle4prez You wouldn't even exist as a cell unless I'd caused the previous cell to divide!

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@Chiefcytoplasm @LeaderLysosome ... and without mucus your stomach would digest itself. That doesn't mean we like mucus.
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The golgi (body/apparatus/complex) is so obscure we can't even figure out what to name it.
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Chromoplasts are so puny you can't even see them until all the chlorophyll has disappeared! Sad!

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100% of animal cells say chloroplasts are unnecessary!
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The Lysozome: Fit to be Organelle in Chief?

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Just taking up space
(like a CYTOPLASM)

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Setup #APBEG17