Dan B Cooper

Just about the only horseracing enthusiast on Twitter who isn't a successful professional punter.

[Smart Betting Club @SBCinfo]

No point @paddypower running special Cheltenham offers if they wont take more than 10p! #jokebookie

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@brucemillington @Stephenh61 time to commission a feature on this then

[Withnailizer @Withnailizer]

Withnail: "He's getting in thorough the window. He's sharpening the fucking knife ."

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@AlexJames_97 yes - career high mark though - maybe more patience is needed ;)

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@AlexJames_97 depends if the handbrake is off!! :-)

[Betting Weekly @Betting_Weekly]

Betting Weekly Issue 2 OUT NOW Free to download, this week features include Brian Ellison in the spotlight http://t.co/HnYty0rI4R pls R/T

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@festivalracing Agreed. It's a shame really as even the 3/1 would look huge if only you could be sure they'd turned a corner.

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@festivalracing will win - just worried about stable form

[Royal (Mail) Marines @RoyalMailPCUK]

1 in 8 men will get prostate cancer. #RT if you don't want it to be you or one of your loved ones

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@MrPaulMDuffy @paddypower 1/5 they'd feel pretty unhappy

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@Franlos Erm.....if they made them everyday, they'd be even fatter! Lol

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@MrPaulMDuffy Brown horse fancied for big race says trainer/jockey/owner. Fuck me, let's lump on!

[timothy peason @reelpeason]

rusian firstformer PUTIN (1st name RAZ) sa THINK OF THE KRIMEAR AS LIKE THE SUDETENLAND somtimes tinies kno qiute a bit abouot histry

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@AlexJames_97 whatever you do Alex make sure you get Andy's nap for the festival! :)

[Fearghal Davis @FearghalDavis]

This made me laugh have a look!!

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@festivalracing @mgeddy94 I think punters will only be interested in your nap Andy to be honest!

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@festivalracing best judge in the game Andy

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@festivalracing @wellsey1927 ditto

[Dan B Cooper @CenturionSynd]

@DavidHaddrell only if you are a sad and lonely wanker without a girlfriend