Chelsey Fleming

Gangnam style

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Someone have a word, why is there a shrine of @LeeMack in my hotel in Greece

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

@pestognocchi15 Not to be a rat but I saw this witch out a curse on you when you were born because your parents didn’t invite her to a party

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

@pestognocchi15 Why

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

I just remembered @pestognocchi15 has this now

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

I don’t understand overnight oats

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

@pestognocchi15

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

@pestognocchi15 BRO I SAID HE WOULD PISS ON HIMSELF NOT ME

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

@pestognocchi15 FUCKING CHEMONMMMNM

[(de)lulu @pestognocchi15]

the council has arrived.. be afraid, so very afraid

[(de)lulu @pestognocchi15]

you want me sooo badddd ooo you want to hold my hand and make me feel special and care for me ooo you want to treat me with kindness and respect

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Imagine having to tell someone you’re dating that I’m your ex…
Poor girl

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Don’t talk to me I’m in my devious healing era

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The new Labour MP for Selby and Ainsty endorses the Tory policy of driving children into poverty.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Labour GAIN Selby and Ainsty 🌹

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Someone pay for my lipo

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

I once lied to an ex about possibly giving him an STI just so I had more time for him not to sleep with someone else

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Why is there even an option for burnt toast on a toaster

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Finding sympathy and comfort in what I want of “real life” on a video on my phone is sad. I’m legit sad at the fact I don’t live life to the fullest because of a video I’m watching… wtf.

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

I would never say “poor them” about a ex’s new partner, realistically any wrong doing or falling outs I had with that person was because they weren’t my person, they were more of an obsession. And I’ve grown for myself not for them to understand that.

[Chelsey Fleming @CeoChelsey]

Help. My flatmate has turned into a shagger.