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dog dad. dragonball enthusiast. famously bad at mario kart

[j @CephalicStatic]

When @MBMBaM eventually uploads the 2/19/2020 live show at the Taft Theatre in Cincinnati, watch this video as a visual reference to @griffinmcelroy’s folk dance that broke his entire human body. #kfccrocs

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

@VinceDaoTV you don’t have authority on jack shit, you’re just putting your own culture down to try to make yourself more palatable to white conservatives you dumb bitch. acting like people dont get their hands dirty eating pizza or ribs or tacos. stfu

[j @CephalicStatic]

@ByLazaruss @jason_howerton This is the perfect response.

[j @CephalicStatic]

This Twitter account is just gonna be an a museum of old tweets. You can find me here now:

https://t.co/AynPPnSTBX

[j @CephalicStatic]

Thinking about greetings and goodbyes in NYC vs. OH. Back home it was all daps for the boys and kisses and hugs with the ladies. Here in OH it’s mostly hi’s and byes with some hugging when leaving the function. I wonder if that’s regional or just me with my friends here?

[j @CephalicStatic]

I found myself getting excited at the prospect of being a Tito to all the nieces and nephews in my family but I don’t have a family anymore.

[j @CephalicStatic]

@TheRealBDizz If I knew that it would be so much work when I was older, I would have cherished it so much more as a kid. In college we all used to see each other every day and I remember that so fondly. I have Saturday/Sundays off now if you wanna try to have a call every few weeks?

[j @CephalicStatic]

I’m worried that I’m incapable of forming lasting, genuine friendships as an adult. It feels like there’s a secret to it I’m not privy to.

[j @CephalicStatic]

15 years, wow. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is why we say profits are stolen wages

[j @CephalicStatic]

Me every time I make contact with my chest during a hammer curl:

[j @CephalicStatic]

I have never worked out my forearms until about a month ago and now I don’t even recognize my own arms lmao

[j @CephalicStatic]

I used to be deeply involved in online communities as a teen and in my early 20s but I can’t really see myself doing that anymore. I used to love making new friends that way but it doesn’t give me the same warm fuzzy feelings anymore. I kinda wish it did.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Soon

[General Scales (Luke) @GenerousScales]

FUECOCO NOOO #PokemonScarletViolet

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

“12 foot skeletons are only for Halloween”

[j @CephalicStatic]

I’ve been able to live in the moment lately (2 months depression-free!). Chores don’t seem daunting, the thought of going to the store isn’t paralyzing, and I am playing video games for pure pleasure and not escape. If I can get promoted at the new gig, things will be perfect!

[j @CephalicStatic]

to all these short white kings with the same haircut at the gym who throw the weights on the floor: who hurt you??