Wilko

Bullshit Absorption Unit. Powered by video games, fart jokes and withering self-contempt.

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just a tweet to let you know that an anagram of Bloodborne is 'O, Bold Boner'

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@iamgvanessaxx Literally the worst photoshopping I've ever seen 😂

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@SweetPeachGames The game that sold me the PS4. Only the second time I've bought a machine purely for a single game ❤️

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@SpacedTV Fuck it, two tequila slammers please!

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@TeamYouTube @YouTubeGaming @YouTube Get a single actual human being to look into this for two minutes and give the guy his channel back. Literally minutes for you to save years of someone else's hard work.

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@Bdaniels2651 @IFLScience @EITMonline stop saying 'loin'

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@20thcentury A disappointing experience that starts decently enough, then repeatedly shits the bed in increasingly stupid ways that will leave you hoping we never get another Alien movie.

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@Rainmaker1973 I thought the whole left/right brain thing was proven bollocks?

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@shirtsthtgohard Today I shit myself?

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@BDisgusting Pro-tip: don't waste your time on this generic shite.

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@The_CK_Buchanan Train To Busan. I've never seen zombie performances quite as physically terrifying in any other movie.

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@SweetPeachGames It's that classic nerdy gatekeeping thing. "You don't understand, you're not doing it right." People get so fucking precious about protecting their stupid little narrow interpretations, that they forget what the thing they're 'defending' was even about to begin with.

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@Dominos_UK Fill your boots while emptying your wallet.

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I wish I could bring myself to give a shit about digging into #FromSoft game lore, but I just don't. Love the games, but never have a clue who I'm fighting or why. Anyway, Messmer (whoever he is) is a cunt and I hate him #EldenRing #ShadowoftheErdTree

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@SweetPeachGames It really does! Even my HP regaining talisman and Blasphemous Blade are struggling to keep me alive! 😅😅😬

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@SweetPeachGames Having every boss two-shot you at 60 vigor, level 230-something was certainly a choice.

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#ShadowoftheErdtree has certainly removed the guilt of using Spirit Ashes/summons by having every boss two-shot you at 60 vigor.

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@The_Ben_Starr As if I don't spend every minute of every day already thinking about Bloodborne

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@eon_next Hello, its been almost a full day and my payment still hasn't appeared on my meter. I saw yesterday you were able to manually do it for another person having the same problem, so could someone please do the same for me?

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@eon_next hi, any idea when the top-up issue will be resolved? Its been 8 hours and my payment still hasn't gone onto my meter.

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@eon_next Hi, could I do this too please?

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@eon_next Hi, is there a problem with payments going onto prepayment meters currently? I topped up 20 quid about five hours ago, and it still hasn't appeared. I know it sometimes takes a while, but never usually this long. Cheers.