LEB🆑

•for lighthearted facetious purposes•

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

@maliegotit He the underground fani willis fr

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I finally got my lean belly under control

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I told my mom I want 2 rooms in her next house

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

First time going to the casino I’m finna strike these niggas

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

It’s some niggas saying I posted a Unc tik tok

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I went on 4 dates to see Sinners

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I stood everybody up this weekend

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I miss the kik emojis

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I kick it with the most interesting niggas of all time

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

As a soon as a girl try to joan my bonnet I already know what typa hoe she is

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

Niggas laughing at me going out sad?

[God’s baby ☥ @jastheplanett]

Leb just did a Freudian slip in front of the whole function and i literally can not stop laughing bc Im the only person 2 get it

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

My heart start beating fast every time I tap one of them gambling apps I’m not finna keep living like this

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

@cherrika_ It’s February…

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

My patnas was on group ft at 4am arguing about Luka ain’t none of us got no hoes or nun?

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

@m2mantra They took yo $200 😔

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I remember this one job tried to make me mop I had the floor dirty as hell every day

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

I wanna go to sky zone for my birthday but the only problem is I’m finna be 32

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

My favorite ex just bought a new jeep I’m finna see if she’ll let me push that mf

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

Niggas was talking bout getting married in the gc I ain’t typed a word in 5 days

[LEB🆑 @CerebralCaleb]

Using noise canceling headphones too close to lacking