Ceri Aristides

#Erotica writer who focuses on #polyamory, #BDSM, and #LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 narratives. I #amwriting ✍🏻 the first in a series of many novels! They/them/theirs.

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@ask_aubry No stretch marks but wants you to be okay with having a C-section? Like obviously I wouldn’t be against it if I needed to get one but there’s going to be scarring and such and if this person can’t handle stretch marks, then…?

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@ask_aubry Wow didn’t realize we were flexible enough to examine that ourselves

Also like. I don’t want anyone near that especially not someone without medical certification 😂

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@ask_aubry Hi 👋🏻

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@ask_aubry I went to check and she broke up with him and asked him to pay for it. Phew. Even if he refuses I’m glad she got away.

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Well, I'm moving AGAIN, which is super obnoxious, so of course, instead of packing, I'm working on my #WIP while I watch a ridiculous playlist on YouTube. It's actually almost done, so hopefully, once it is, my editor can get back to me with an estimation for me 🥰

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@ask_aubry I went to go check and the updates were that she was leaving him. What a relief.

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@ask_aubry Gods I hope she got away from him

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@SexWithEmily Depends on how stressed I am, honestly. Sometimes it’s twice or thrice a day, sometimes it’s once a week. I think I average overall once daily.

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@ask_aubry First off, tell your friends and keep him away from them. Secondly, throw the whole man away.

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@ask_aubry I’m…so baffled. So many dudes like this would do so much better navigating life if they just went to therapy. (Sometimes employers provide it, sometimes there’s sliding scale payment plans…) I’m fascinated that she hasn’t dumped him yet.

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@ask_aubry “I don’t need friends” you’re not going to have any with that attitude so??? Good job I guess???

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@ask_aubry I’m begging men to please just go to therapy it’s okay to have feelings and cry sometimes it’s not okay to go around projecting onto strangers

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Please just go to therapy, it helps, I promise

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She just smiled at you bro.

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@ask_aubry Hm. Gross.

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The downside of writing erotica for NaNoWriMo is I keep making myself horny while I write. One can only have so many masturbation breaks while trying to get things done 😂

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It’s been six years already?

Also, Twitter, why can’t I add alt text to the image you provide for this? [Pictured below is a stylized 6 with light blue and yellow scrolled design with a white outline on a blue background]

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@ask_aubry 🚨Yikes🚨

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Things I have explained to my mother today:
-What IngramSpark is
-Who Neil Gaiman is (again)
-Who Terry Pratchett is (for the first time)
-Judaism basics

It’s been a weird day 😅

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Me, writing: “Areta took a bite of the dessert,”
Google Docs: DID YOU MEAN DESERT
Google Docs: YOU SHOULD CHANGE IT TO DESERT

I know they’re in Nevada, but she’s not taking a bite out of the Mojave, RELAX

#amwriting

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@JCParkererotica Thank you!!

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Anyone have a good, queer #erotica short story or novelette to recommend? I wanna read a couple things but my attention span is shot, so I want to keep it on the smaller word count side.
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