Ceri Robirds

I came here for the celebrity tweets

[trish @ultragloss]

loving what’s going on over at cosmopolitan rn

[Lupin @lupinxart]

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life.

[indi @indagho]

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Men used to go to war and now they’re posting their Lulu Lemon spreads

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

canceling offset wont be enough for me i say we force him to enlist in the navy

[sky! @reveressence]

that "say drake" whilst grinning like the cheshire cat is exactly why i don't get into with air signs

[Ceri Robirds @CeriRobirds]

My raver neighbors, that rage every fucking Saturday, have played “back to black” back to back… for the last hour. Idk whether to blow my brains out or just jam along with them. #ripamywinehouse

[latke @latkedelrey]

this diva

[justin @JayyRayy_]

helllppspodofpdpsofkf

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

the rest is still unwritten pimp

[Marty Mush @martymush]

As a society we need to give French toast sticks more respect. They are the most underrated breakfast food out there

[nate @homoclassical]

Miranda: The shooter did what he had to do to fight against a corrupt system...
Charlotte: But how can you think (whispers) *shooting* someone is right?
Samantha: Honey, he could shoot inside me anytime he wanted!
Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

@ us next time...

don't forget, our 3 for $10.99 comes with bottomless drinks, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and a Big Smasher with fries. y'all could literally never.

[milk @milkstrology]

☃️ virgo risings: full moon in gemini 12/15 moodboard horoscope ☃️

[dip 🇳🇵 @fentpressed]

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment

[pete @peteyburn]

not the spotify wrappusi

[q @quinns0n]

went to hater island and everybody knew
me. i was a celebrity. i was on the front pages

[Ƭ̵̬̊ @TemuPenis]

Great for when it rains boiling water

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Buttered noodles taste so good without a man in your ear telling you they don’t have protein