Brighten up your tempestuous Tuesday by not only falling up the stairsโฆ but also back down twenty minutes later!
For best results ensure both hands are full during the entire process! #freesideofcarpetburn
Just awoke from the somewhat lucid and very vivid trippy dream dimension; a place of wonder in my mind! A place to which I long to return; but once again this is reality now! #dreamingisfreetripping
As my fear subsides, the spiderโs grows! Itโs over, Iโm able to transport it in a glass and release into the freedom of my front garden! Something Iโve never been able to do! Usual results involve smashed glass, a hoover dash and a longing to burn down my house! Weโve progressed!
Spiders in bathโs are a unique opportunity for those of arachnophobic tendencies! I guess the same can be said for kitchen sinks too! I will elaborateโฆ #spidersinbaths
Itโs not blind panic! The spider really is more scared of you than you are of it! And now itโs time! Time for contact! I imagine weโre giving each other a series of high fives except after each one you turn and run the opposite direction! Some kind of bittersweet irony! โฆ