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[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A reminder of just who he is

[cerian @CerianEllson1]

How is this so universal 😂

[poof🍉🦨 @pisswentzz]

HELP

[cerian @CerianEllson1]

@TicketmasterCS Lovely, thank you!

[cerian @CerianEllson1]

@TicketmasterCS I wanna get tickets to mcr but the only ones available are VIP. My friends have normal standing tickets but the vip tickets don’t say where they are situated. I would like to get them if they’re standing. How do I find out please?

[cerian @CerianEllson1]

@TicketmasterCS It’s for Warrington on the 27th of May. I have actually bought the ticket now but I’d love to have confirmation of whether this is still standing. Thanks.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

If you need an inquiry to find out if you attended a party in your own house you probably shouldn't have access to nuclear weapons.

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

This country got precisely the prime minister it voted for, sorry

[Emily Atack @EmAtack]

I’m genuinely so sorry to anyone who had to say goodbye to a dying loved one on a fucking zoom whilst they had a piss up in the garden. Horrendous. It’s so depressing.

[sophie 🥀 @hangsamans]

molly mae to people living in poverty

[Jamie @Jamie10__]

People were having funerals on fucking zoom whilst this lot were doing this, how anyone can vote for them is beyond me

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

Last Christmas, they laughed while you cried...

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

IMAGINE NOT BEING INVITED TO A PARTY IN YOUR OWN HOME

[𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘦 🇬🇭 @jxnnyway]

Let’s ask Boris Johnson to show us his snap memories live on BBC

[stephen mc adorey @adorey_stephen]

Howling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[rufus jones @rufusjones1]

If I was Labour, I would call them The Christmas Party and I would never stop doing it.

[cerian @CerianEllson1]

While people were losing lives and loved ones, while small businesses crumbled, and while young people got so bored they broke lockdown rules and got fined, Boris and his Tory twats partied away. Says everything you need to know about the state of the government doesn’t it really

[cerian @CerianEllson1]

Mad to think when you look up at the stars at night you’re basically looking back in time #showerthoughts

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I think bringing Big Brother back would go a long way to making us all a bit happier