Ceridwen 'CJ' Long

Freelance editor, pun addict, aspiring author, full-time parent, unapologetic nerd, and funnier irl than this Twitter would suggest. Any pronoun is fine.

[Ceridwen 'CJ' Long @CeridwenLong]

My son likes pranks. So, in retaliation for the endless plastic spiders hidden in my bed, this is how he got his sandwich yesterday. I regret nothing.

[Ceridwen 'CJ' Long @CeridwenLong]

@bks_secret Depends on the mood! Talking body by Tove Lo, body 2 body by dragonette, A Little Death by The Neighbourhood, Bad Things by Jace Everett, Dangerous Woman by Rosenfeld, Bedroom Hymn by Florence+ the machine, Animal by Chase Holfelder, You by Switchfoot. For a basic list. 😊

[Bx @bx_on_x]

Why does Matilda the Musical go so well with Rob Zombie? 😭

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Go to bed right now!!!

[b @wwxwashere]

readers who sort fics through “complete works only” are the ones who never recovered emotionally from the one fic that hasn’t updated in 5 years.

[Ceridwen 'CJ' Long @CeridwenLong]

Me: don't play with that figurine please. It's old and fragile.
Mister 12: Ah, so it's antique. Like Grandma.

[Ceridwen 'CJ' Long @CeridwenLong]

Everyone should have a friend who pumps up their self esteem. For example, my bestie was using me as furniture, looked up and started laughing. "From this angle, it's hair by Till Lindemann, body by Shrek".

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

yes I am ...crying

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The calligraphy and art of Oegil Kim Kyeong-ho

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Never let them know your next move

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

19th century singing bird box, made in Switzerland by Frères Rochat.

[Ceridwen 'CJ' Long @CeridwenLong]

@phoenixfire110 I like 4. It looks like you know exactly what I've been up to and you're having none of it. 😁

[Keidi Keating @Keidi_Keating]

#amwriting #writingcommunity

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

People before Google was invented:

[🌟Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc]

Stats would imply this might be it.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Honestly this was unexpectedly fun to watch

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Strength of a lioness v 3 men
https://t.co/sTQgBCbYMi