CertifiedTaxPlanner

Investor. Expert at helping businesses grow by using tax laws. Otherwise can be found reading true crime novels on the deck of a boat floating on San Diego bay.

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@LawyerYouKnow Question: you seem to think there was reasonable doubt but also that if it was a bench trial the same verdict would be reached. Are you saying the judge would ignore reasonable doubt?

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@JoshYoungblood Appreciate your recs. Shakes are the best, but I’m strictly chocolate. Everyday. Why so many charger recs?

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@CPATaxTeam @realmitchlittle Well that blows. I know Texas is organized to resist re-assessments. Other states don’t do it as often so they often rubber stamp when you have comps- easy way to reduce property tax. And great lead in for tax planning when you offer to clients and prospects!

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@CPATaxTeam Since you’re already certified, your team qualifies to do remote learning.

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Companies who haven't spoken to a single tax pro in 10 weeks suddenly be like:

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@FortWayneCPA It was the greatest! San Diego Midway post office had portable stadium lights and passed out cookies- I went every year just for the fanfare!

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@IDdoITtheSAME Patron saint of irrelevant client questions, we summon thee. 🙏

May we resist the urge to reply with “per my last nerve...”

#TaxTwitter #EmotionalWithholding

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@CPATaxTeam The vibes are immaculate.
The documents? Not so much. Blessings upon your extension queue.

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@tax_she This is the Procrastinator's grand slam. I call this the “Do Everything, Bill Me Nothing” tax package.

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@tax_she Because apparently we’re not just tax pros…
We’re accountability coaches, therapists, babysitters, and unpaid psychic detectives.
But sure, tell me again how AI is going to replace us.

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@BabaPaganoEsq Ah yes the classic “quick question” at 5PM on April 14.
AKA: 1 W-2, 3 K-1s,A rental in two states
And a follow-up email saying, “Let me know if you need anything else :)” Don’t worry, Jeremiah—we’ve already lit the emergency candle and offered your return to the tax gods.

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@SparkleCate @NewYorker The cartoon shows a $11,749 coffee write-off...
And we're the ones they complain about charging too much? 😏
#taxtwitter #TaxSeason #Priorities #TaxProLife

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@BrianDavisTax O Brian bless your Sch B.He had 358 days to plan for his tax bill. You had 3 wks.Let me guess—he also waited until 4/5 to drop off a box full of W2s, K1s, and a McD's receipt marked Biz. If clients want magic, they should hire Harry Potter. Otherwise they can wait 3 wks.

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@andreamacdcpa The law doesn’t allow for calling something- it either was or wasn’t when examining the past. Plain and simple it was not a loan and it was not payroll. Consider what the government will ask for- payroll records (none), loan instrument (none), interest (none), payments (none).

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@cordes_tax @andreamacdcpa @JWellsTax Yay! We are excited to meet you!

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If Trump’s stock in Truth Social — his company — drops any lower, he might do better under my tax plan than his- Joe Biden

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@JoshYoungblood Thank you!! Check out the time of your post

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@PKubeyEA Would you be willing to write about this?