Noah (נֹחַ)

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Genesis 6-9

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@Mosesboiii Ur stupid ahh spent 40 years wandering in a desert my boy. Do you have the brain of a goldfish or smt?

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@Mosesboiii 1 time btw. At least I didn't kill, I saved 👍🏿

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Soooo guys, hows it going with finding the promised land? I bet I would've been able to find it by now if I were still alive, considering I have such a great relationship with God and all

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I may have made a few exceptions that nobody really talked about....

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Only real ones know that one raven didn't return #ballknowledge

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Being a farmer was so boring after the flood. Honestly, I would've built an ark all over again if it meant a day off the farm.

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I still remember that one time I got drunk. What a time.....

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@Isaac5695781896 Dang, I made it all the way to 950, that's sad.

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@Isaac5695781896 I love every animal :). Unfortunately I have to choose 2 of each, but other than that, my love is unconditional!

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Me after I realize that God is about to "cleanse the world of evil" or smt like that

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@JobtheBeliever1 ikr 😆

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How many of yall been on an ark? First ride's free!

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Guys anyone wanna go on a date? Only gotta be like 900 y/o

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The animals that survived the flood💯

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The real reason why dinosaurs don't exist anymore..... #biblicallyaccurate

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@kimoni68296 Ey when the next flood hits they ain't allowed on my boat fam 🫩✌️

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God we chill right? ❤️

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Imagine having a covenant with God so late 🤣 #losers

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Nobody gonna take me up on my offer? I'll let your whole fam come. Except for @kimoni68296 , man got too many wives 😭

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@ahmirbutimcain Just wondering, can you swim?