Dave Bloom

99.8% confident.
The remaining 0.2% is confidence too.

[Dave Bloom @CertifiedDave01]

Welcome to the official account of Dave.
33 years old.
Professionally unemployed.
Extremely qualified in things nobody asked about.
I provide solutions to problems that don’t exist.
Results may vary.
Mostly because I made them up.

[Dave Bloom @CertifiedDave01]

I have been told my opinions are “incorrect.”

I have investigated these claims.

The investigation was conducted by me.

The results were reviewed by me.

I have decided I am innocent.