Typo™

Certified fennec fox. Machine Tool Operator. Amateur writer. USAF vet. He/Him. 30. Pansexual. Single.

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Holy shit it’s a beautiful night out right now.

Why can’t it be this damn nice 24/7 365? Like please? ;-;

I hate it when it’s super hot or super cold out.

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@foxes_in_love That’s me in a nutshell I swear to GOOOOOD 🤣

Gotta grab onto the nearest lamppost or I’ll turn into a kite, with how skinny I am.

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Hooray for wide awake brain, doom scrolling at 6:40 am & listening to dumb meme songs instead of sleeping to make sure I’m not exhausted for work tonight.

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@CatInShambles I blame the dog. XD

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I say this because of how many people out there are openly using AI 24/7 for college.

Like open a damn textbook. Study what you’re going for.

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If you use ChatGPT to “pass college” I have 0 respect for you, and you do not deserve your diploma.

You really want the degree? FUCKING STUDY. STOP CHEATING.

If you’re in medical field or something, and you don’t know shit because you let AI answer everything for you instead of

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genuinely studying and LEARNING, you can wind up killing somebody.

ChatGPT/CheatGPT has its places in the world, that I can *mildly* agree with. Maybe.

Helping you get through college (AKA doing everything for you) isn’t it.

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My yorkie (18 years old this oct.) has a bed that’s PLENTY big enough for her to fit in. Plenty of room for a second dog to join her and STILL have a little wiggle room, too.

What does she do?

Sleep on the outermost part of her bed, head pretty much hanging completely off.

XD

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I lowkey need a massage and/or a spa day. My back is SO sore tonight, like holy shit.

X.X

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Happy Mother’s Day to any and all of my followers that are moms!

:D

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I miss being able to play piano.

I should really get back into it. Maybe livestream doing so if/when I get at least somewhat decent at playing again or something too.

I only stopped because it got way too expensive to go to lessons.

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@GhostLifestyle I didn’t even know you made this flavor, and now I want to try one.

I haven’t ever seen them around though, so that might be why.

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@ReedTimmerUSA PDS sunset stands for Prettiest Damn Sight sunset, right? Did I get that one right?

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@cowincrisis Curly fries

The answers obviously curly fries.

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@DokaRyan It’s more enjoyable to hold hands while taking a piss than pissing totally solo, too! 😂

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Didn’t fall for either one of these when I was new.

I know of two people that believed the second one for like, 5 minutes XD

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Casually remembering some of the funny, harmless shit that I was introduced to in the Air Force.

“Hey man, this is urgent. We need 5ft of flightline, ASAP.”

Or

“Can you go *insert location here* and see if there’s any more special lubricant K9P? We just ran out, & we need it.”

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@DokaRyan I don’t choose A or B. I choose C.

C is the bus filled with a variety of alcohol, because nothing beats a party bus.

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You think cons would let you get away with a genuine centaur suit? Like half man, half horse kinda centaur?

I mean technically you wouldn’t be classified as going headless at cons if your suit only consists of horse from the waist down, right?

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Kinda just wanna lay in bed and snuggle all damn day long, today.

Then I remember I’m not home & still down in NJ, and my trip home (which will be soon) is two full hours of driving.

Then I also remember I don’t have anybody to cuddle up with.

;-;