the chuccalisa strangler

play with somebody that’s gone play fair, I don’t.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

Sundaze.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

Quick wardrobe change.

Fresh pair of 1’s and a pack of BC’s bout to go get manda.

Hide yo bitch.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

The hell am I going to eat for lunch that ain’t gone have me at this pool party bloated.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

Nothing on but my durag and my anklet.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

@TheHippieBack Read the whole tweet.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

Y’all, my mfn feet CRINE.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

For my visual learners:

a twist on the beloved brunch dish.
Blackened Catfish w/ smoked Asiago & Parmesan cheese grits and fried cabbage.

The Southern Bayou.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

Next time yall make fish and grits, fry you a lil cabbage and throw on top of it.

Trust me.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

@jadethetrapper Just trust me this one time. Photo evidence coming soon.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

@thatguyshy20 Put your glasses on.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

@B1GGODDESS This looks fire!! I did something similar once, with lamb chops instead of catfish.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

The couch.
The edge.
My last.

[Dōein @ICantStandDoein]

I have no clue how to answer “wyo?”

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

@Established1865 Would have left him right there where he decided to get loud at. Lol.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

Fish and chicken gets fried outside on the patio.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I want to fry some fish but I don’t want my house smelling like it! How do yall get that fried food smell out of your house?

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

I been wearing this J. Howell album out.

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

I’m single until I’m married.

[ct @christianshimar]

until a nigga ask me if I want to be their boyfriend or exclusive, I’m not letting my boy friend stop me from meeting my husband. 🤗

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

I actually prefer to be oblivious to you fucking all together.

[tater. @fvckpharaoh]

If I find out you fuck anything other than Black I be automatically turned off. 😭

[Black.success @Black_success01]

My sleep pattern is trash

[the chuccalisa strangler @Certifiedd_]

This Weekend:

Shoes off
Wig crooked
Mouth twisted
Stomach growling
Pussy smiling.

[Lamar @bamafitnessnerd]

One day, I hope to find someone who truly wants to genuinely and sincerely be with me and all that I encompass