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[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Made Jell-O shots to bring to the 4th of July bbq 🤗

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

https://t.co/PmWyf4PvzN

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

@krystalball It's an empty bag for Israeli money.

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

Just voted for @katiehobbs again, and not just because it makes losers cry. But also for that reason.

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

@OutFrontCNN Carville hasn't picked a winner since 1992, and Fetterman calls the left 'dirtbags' while he walks around the Senate looking like a substitute PE teacher. You had a chance to actually ask about her positions on the issues and you picked these two losers try and fail to ragebait.

[Katie Hobbs @katiehobbs]

Early voting begins today in Arizona! There are important primary races up and down the ballot, so make sure to mail back your ballots by July 14 or go to the polls by July 21.

Need more information?
➡️ https://t.co/9pnFxDYN4d

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

Good morning, it’s a good day to live in Mamdani’s America 🇺🇸✨

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. https://t.co/FEmCrdQ392

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

https://t.co/cfJx5uLtpS

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[🤜껴리👊 @Ggyeoly27]

중년난교만화 (끔찍한 제목)
*nsfw*

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

@Alkymical @CharlesDobrzen4 This made my day!

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

@The_MJF @AdamFriedland The greatest moment in media history, and I haven't even seen it yet.

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

And Hey, @DoorDash How about you ask your dashers not to put something that can spill all over, like this not-free free coffee, directly in front of a door that clearly swings outward? Can we try that?

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

.@dunkindonuts Hey, how about if you're out of a specific kind of donut, you call the person who made the order instead of just cancelling it and charging me for the FREE coffee that was part of the deal?

[CeruleanXIV @CeruleanXIV]

So fucking tired.

[Farmer @bowtiedfarmer]

Show him a banger when he opens the app and then make it disappear