CD

That ain’t to etch a sketch, this is one doodle that can’t be undid, homeskillet

[Oink @oink2boink]

They’re big but I wouldn’t say they’re ostrich sized

[G @ByrneBook]

I think the proper term is cashier

[Christian Lynch @christianity999]

@jzux Me seeing the mountain lion sprinting at me, knowing that it’s not hunting me.

[H @BRITT4INE]

Could be the best video ever made

[Sean Speezy @sean_speezy]

What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips

[Lisa Larson-Bunnell @L_LarsonBunnell]

🧵1/For those of you who don’t know me well, I am a healthcare regulatory attorney and work in a hospital. I work in a state that has banned abortions at my hospital except those necessary to “save the life of the woman.” Let me explain how this works in practice.….

[eils ⚘ ☼ ♈︎ ❀ @e_w4ddell]

so that’s £57 please
can i tap to pay
yeah it’s up to £100 now
did it not used to be £40
yeah they’ve upped it
oh god that’s dangerous
i know i spend a fortune
it’s like it’s not real money isn’t it
yeah like monopoly money
yeah
yeah

[🤍Jen 🤍 @jen770x]

Just quick tips for drink spiking

[𝖘 𝖍 𝖆 𝖚 𝖓 𒉭 @Shadowfaaax]

McQueen Gun Kelly

[CD @CerysDalgleish_]

@rebecca_mcewan This is the purest thing I’ve seen in a long time

[Joe @popgoesjoe]

POV: you’re my neighbour and I’ve just put some chicken goujons in my new £4 air fryer https://t.co/2CkLh143Yv

[CHLOÉ @chlxemxin]

Ma da and his full fuckin tupperware box a rollies for the week, unbelievable patter

[CD @CerysDalgleish_]

@Rebeccakane_ The icon deserved more. Shoulda sang the whole soundtrack tbh

[courtney @courts_bailey]

seen a quote that said ‘some people are like clouds, once they fuck off it’s a beautiful day’ and I’m seeing a lot of sense in that x

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)