Ceryse

But how pretty is your heart?

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Guys I’m officially a lawyer. AHCZ 💁‍♀️

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

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[Ceryse @CeryseB]

@ms_effy Awwww congratulations ❤️ so happy for you

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

So here I was thinking there was a rude man staring at me for 30 minutes straight. At the same time I was thinking, obviously, he’s staring at me cause I rate myself but the whole time it was because I was sitting in front of the tv in the cafe 😂😂🫠 I’ve been humbled

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Every weekend my husband wakes up with my son and they spend all morning together so that I can sleep in. He also does night shifts since I stopped breastfeeding. Not sure if more amazing men like him exist but if you see this, don’t settle for someone who won’t even text back.

[Flint. @flintoakley]

You shouldn't be here.

Here are the fascinating odds of your existence...

…and why you should care.

This blew my mind:

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

If you see me with a shirt or clothing that has food on it, it’s because my child wanted to let me know that one of my sole purposes in life is to be a living and breathing hand towel for him 🤭🫠🙃

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Can someone tell me why I’m always buying lunch boxes for my house and why I can never find any of the ones I’ve bought when I need to use them🤔😳 I can’t be the only one. Is this a conspiracy or something

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Being patient is the hardest thing.

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

The real ones will remember that Mr. B’s used to do Chips in a Bun on their menu and it was one of the best things I’ve ever had. They have since discontinued it and now I don’t know how to feel 😭

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

The physical and emotional abuse at the hands of a toddler. No, I am not okay 😂 I get scratches to the face and other body parts on the daily. Not to mention pinches (it sounds harmless but let my son pinch you, I dare you not to cry) 😮‍💨send help 🙃

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

@Teneil911 At this point I think I’ll apply for a job at ZICTA or MTN because there’s no way this plays on their phones too 😂

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Why is someone speaking before I even hear a dial tone when I make a phone call? This is the most annoying thing I’ve ever encountered 😂 but will I do what they are asking? Probably not 😂🫣

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Phone call anxiety is a real thing. At my big age I still don’t like answering calls 😂🤭 I say the strangest things and use words that are not even in my vocabulary 😂

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Am I about to buy matching clothes for my whole family even though I said I would never be that person? YES 😂

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

@Teneil911 Thank you 😊

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Forgot to tell my son not to get sick after 4:00 pm today because there are no pediatricians available because they have all knocked off. Silly me.

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

Today I may or may not have driven with my phone on the roof of my car 🤭🫠

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

@OwusuSamG Oreo milkshake

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

I just want a burger from 5 guys.

[Ceryse @CeryseB]

God really thinks of everything. Your hair gets so full and thick during pregnancy because He knew your child would pull out bare strands when they get older. 😂 such a sense of humor.