cesium

beer-geek, math-geek, bike-geek, geek-geek, charcuterie-geek, ...

[cesium @cesium]

@kwuchu 👋

[𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙽 @outlawvern]

I feel like this is the end of a slasher movie where the killer is laying there and you're yelling at the screen that he's not dead yet. https://t.co/wy0DXRczNk

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Cycling Journalism has seen better days:

[John Viega @viega]

Nice work on our launch! Thanks, @dinodaizovi @drraid @transzorp @moleary @scottmontminy @HopeFrank https://t.co/JQvAqSeceP

[Giovanni Tiso @gtiso]

When a government steps in to demand that a tweet such as this is deleted, that government is to be properly called a regime.

[Jakob ⚡ @jcsrb]

retweet if your first IDE was blue

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@awsaba don't forget writing a test to prevent future regression and to troll your co-workers by insisting that tests are of value...in lisp

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

To summarize:
Trump praises Putin
Trump publicly urges Putin to hack opponent
Putin hacks opponent
Trump wins
Trump denies Putin's role

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@hellofthesouth yes.

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@meghanhw and I were discussing other terrible shark movies and ".. No, that's Jaws 3D..." #jaws4livetweet #SME

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Fin. #jaws4livetweet

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I dub this boat the USS Stabby McStaberson #jaws4livetweet

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Go sharkie! Eat everyone/thing. #jaws4livetweet

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I. Can't. Even. #jaws4livetweet

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@cesium wait! What? He lives? I am wrong. #jaws4livetweet

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By "oh shit" Mr. Caine I assume you mean "whew, no more lines in this pile of shit." #jaws4livetweet

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@meghanhw and then decide to never visit salt water?

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Families who Jaws 4 together... something something.

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In event of being eaten by a shark - the shark can be used as a flotation device. #jaws4livetweet

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@meghanhw #yesalleels