CFA Bullshit

All the shit you wish you could say at work but you can't. Feel free to @ me your stories or send pictures to Cfa_bullshit on snapchat

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When people look at the table markers like it's a alien artifact...

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"@jenna_bakeris: how today went pt 2 ft http://t.co/gdyLej4jEy" I love how he's just chillen on the floor

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@cfa_struggles tell me about it, I normally work front but today I had to keep going back to take over nuggets, specials, and fries.

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@JohnnyhasClass god bless you child

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@kswizzie_ "instead if a drink can I have a cookie?"

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Cow appreciation day is stupid

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Everyone in the drive through is high today

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No I don't want your shift... I don't even want my own shifts

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But on that note: ketchup is a sauce. So when I ask if you want any sauces and you say "no"...

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Constantly worried a co-worker will find this page and I'll be fired... which is mostly why I never post anything :(

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Today a woman said our ice dream was too cold...

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"Can I get the Paul McCartney sauce?"

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"HELLO!?" Yes welcome, how may I serve you? "Just one second please!"

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When someone says they got the wrong order:

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Someone just asked me for Poppy seed sauce

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Nope.

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"You didn't say my pleasure." I didn't say that because it wasn't.

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I don't know why people like the new frozen lemonade, it tastes so weird...

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I was off yesterday, but that doesn't mean I want to go to work today.