carl bean

[carl bean @Cfavz]

I haven't tweeted in 2 years but I came on here to address something important. @dunkindonuts How can America run on Dunkin when there's no oat milk? please life's hard enough

[carl bean @Cfavz]

the dressing from hibachi places should be normalized in all dressing options

[carl bean @Cfavz]

moms are really just the cutest creations

[carl bean @Cfavz]

@emmaborchert on the way 🕺🏿

[carl bean @Cfavz]

hear me out for a second ..

a drive thru ... at wawa 🤯

[carl bean @Cfavz]

I know I’m getting old because hot tea before bed excites me

[carl bean @Cfavz]

for whom ever needs to hear this, Pepsi shits on Coke

[carl bean @Cfavz]

nothing rechargers the body like some tequila and Mexican food

[Chantel Jeffries @ChantelJeffries]

You are the greatest project you will ever work on

[carl bean @Cfavz]

with Halloween approaching I’m thinking how for haunted attractions HOW are the goblins gonna scare us 6 feet away

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

aioli is just mayo that studied abroad

[carl bean @Cfavz]

@Mo3Drama hate hate hate, double hate, LOATHE entirely

[carl bean @Cfavz]

defeat is when mask hits floor

[carl bean @Cfavz]

you ever grab too much toilet paper and feel bad and put a few sheets back

[carl bean @Cfavz]

why is chicken creepy 1 out of every 3 times you eat it

[carl bean @Cfavz]

Delta pass da Mozzarella

[jake @HoungSheldon]

Get rid of Greek life at all colleges and replace it with Italian life. every chapter is named after a deli meat

[carl bean @Cfavz]

care less about other people’s opinions