CFC Batman

Some men just want to watch the world burn. I just want to watch Chelsea win.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

This is my @AstridWett

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

They so badly wanted to take the knee for something and now they feel they can 🤣

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

The departure lounge for the benidorm flight looks pure dug meat.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Fab so obviously paid by perez

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❌ Jürgen Klopp’s agent denies any chance to become next Real Madrid manager.

Enrique Riquelme claimed contacts next week with Raúl for Klopp to become Real new manager if he wins the elections.

Klopp’s agent Kosicke: “It’s annoying. He’s not planning to return to coaching a club and happy at Red Bull”, told @SkySportDE @plettigoal.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Wtf is the guy on

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 Florentino Pérez: “The official €150m bid will NOT be for a Premier League player”.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

This guy is so autistic its nuts.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That’s what it comes down to

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

The Sikhs who backed farage and his reform lot are now being targeted by the same people. You were happy when it was against Muslims. Now, they come for your ceremonial practices.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

@ArcturusSon @B41NZZ @23Sxngh Shut the fuck up then. You're an immigrant.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

One of the worst looking kits in a long time. Our fall continues

[Pys @CFCPys]

📸 Chelsea’s new 2026/27 home kit in the megastore today. (@charliepatrick0)

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

@CFCPys @SJohnsonSport @TheAthleticFC Tosin riding off his friendship with Palmer 🤣

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Used to be good. Depends on the airport and it's completely shit in the UK

[Kenny Webster @KennethRWebster]

Unpopular opinion:

Having access to an airport lounge is overrated. The food sucks, WiFi is slow and a free cocktail doesn’t save you much money.

Convince me I’m wrong.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Simply the greatest hate watch

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

I fucking knew it would happen

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

He sounds worse than Kier starmer

[Wes Streeting @wesstreeting]

This week I’m on the road to hear directly from people who have lost faith in Labour, why and what we need to do to earn back their trust.

Today, I’m visiting a farm with Joe Morris MP in Hexham to hear from some of Britain’s farmers👇

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

This whole country is all about dragging everyone down to your level. Not asking for better work conditions for yourself

[Ste 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @commontruth_]

I spent all day yesterday in 30° heat cutting and planing doors outside, then lifting them into a house and carrying them up and down the stairs multiple times across five separate doors. I drank around five pints of water and had to stop about ten times to wipe the literal sweat from my brow. I was tired, yet I still got the job done.

There is an argument to be made for things like mandatory water or shade breaks in manual labour, especially where employers are reckless. There is no argument for office workers sat at a desk with a fan or air conditioning.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Can't go to the beach without weirdos recording you for being brown

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Bournemouth beach 16 years apart.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

First year uni was a movie

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Very true, never seen a generation take far more than give. First generation far richer than their children

[Suadelah 🦂 @suadelahh]

@Demo4fhs This is serious but I’m laughing at “when the boomers are gone” cus we waiting on them to die off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 they been fucking the world up too long

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

Lizzy line always got me

[Milo @Milo_AFC]

London Underground just imploded not a single line is fucking running today

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

He's fuming. Not only was he the main person in charge that caused the spike he's now being told the problem is solved. So campaign on something else.

[Rebecca Callaghan - Droylsden West Labour @RebCallaghan_]

“We want the numbers to come down, but not during Labour’s term because then we won’t have anything to campaign on”

Jenrick is an absolute joke.

[CFC Batman @CfcBatman1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TechToby @techtoby__]

It’s so obvious to spot people who don’t actually make any money talking about money

120k salary kids in private school, partner not working to look after the kids (who’re apparently in private school) and a holiday cottage in Cornwall 😂