Noel

[Vanessa @numbvanessa]

conozco más el árbol genealógico de game of thrones que el de mi propia familia

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

"Solo date"

I need my brothers to hear this: Please take a woman who likes you out on a date. Don't take a woman out on a date to like you.

[🏆 @Mwawasi__]

Mtaelewa mbona team zina spend £100m kwa players nyinyi mnaenda gikomba na mbao mbao mnaita good business hahaha

[MockingBird @nottmidas]

That man really got himself a young queen and has been smiling ever since. Kumbe siri ni kuachana na over 25 hoes

[𝙉𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙏𝙚𝙣 @TenTactico]

Timeline if Deco lands Alvarez

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

A woman you’re not married to calling you ‘generous’ is like a Mechanic calling you “Customer of the year”. If you sit quietly during sunset and ask yourself what you did to deserve that tag, you will clap for yourself while making noises like a sea lion. 😂

[Yemi @6oss_x]

When a woman posts stuff like flowers, vacation photos, money, etc., she's not appreciating the man doing all that. She's just annoucing her status to other women. Because in the women's world, the woman with the biggest simp is the winner.

[Shad @_shad_s]

Umesimama kando sababu hutoshei kwa kioo or?

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

Rodri - Welcome to FC Barcelona 💙❤️

[Mubabaddie. ⁶𓅓 @BrianMutuma_]

Hahaha. Mnanimalisa. Tulikatia watu hapa tukiwa campus na walikuwa wanachukuliwa na wababa wa Subaru wanaenda rugby juu "I can't date my agemate" Alafu unanishow nikiwa mubaba nisifanye kitu niliona wababa wengine wakifanya?

🤣🤣🤣

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Hakuna cha manipulation hapa. Imagine at 19 I watch you rolling with 40 year old guys na nikikukatia unanikataa juu tuko same age then tukifika 40 unataka nikudate ndio niprove my maturity. TAWE!!

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

💣🔥 BREAKING: Barcelona signs Rodri! @FabrizioRomano #Transfers 🔵🔴✅

[Zandile @zan_deee]

I think the nice part about life is that we eventually do get over people.

[P @_plegit]

Two adults are in love but one has to send money to prove it
😅

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

No Woman will ever experience this through me in any lifetime

You Men are sore losers

[EggBlunt @SigmaGooner]

nigga built like a pile of shit

[Hassan @Sesko_Hive]

I'm on Season 6 & it's literally the greatest series ever by a huge margin

[Vaughan @oluwafifunmii]

Utter woke nonsense in my books

[rumpel⚙️🔫 @rumpel_irving]

For the first time in years, the 3 idiots Ter Stegen, Araujo and Ferran are not Barcelona players

[kiragu @kiraguxx]

mnadhani kila mtu hulipwa 30k p.m.