cfordanger

U of A Alum. bumping into things and eating.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.

[aaron. @ayroned]

saying you in somebody head and then smoking a 29 point lead is the funniest thing a French person has ever done

[cfordanger @CforDanger]

@SteveLovesAmmo Hey Steve, kindly fuck off. The justice system made a decision, guilty of murder. A family lost their son to senseless violence. Did you speak to Hunter? Do you know he wants retribution? Or are you just pandering to further divide people with your platform. Idiot.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[GO NY GO NY GO 🏆 @NYKFiles]

“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”
“Because your mother loves roses”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem, Mikal Bridges 15-foot fadeaway”

[cfordanger @CforDanger]

@elonmusk Didn’t you say he was in the files? Stop glazing.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[doomer @uncledoomer]

alcohol and muscle cars still exist brother

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[gummy | First time reading ASOS @gummyuy]

RIP robert baratheon you would’ve loved sports betting

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[cfordanger @CforDanger]

Shoutout to @ironmikeluke for reasons.
GOAT

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

You gotta think the Blazers are gonna be celebrating this win for the entire 31-hour Greyhound ride back to Portland.

[hq_eppitch12 @RollVikings]

Toilet paper getting the call up from triple A today

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[30🅿️roblemz @30problemz]

Tonight was a win for the Warriors.

- lottery pick in the draft
- avoid the OKC belt
- avoid Lu Dort diving at everyone’s knees like he’s randy orton
- curry gets some much needed rest
- no more Podz hoops

[Size Chad @SizeChad]

i have a friend that gets airport beers after his flights

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[Jasmine Grenaway @MsGrenaway_]

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.