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If you can’t take a joke I can’t take you seriously

[𝐷𝑁𝐷 @Deaib_szn]

when you're fighting and your opponent lands the last punch before people separate you.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

E no affect me at all.

We don't go after same kind of women.

[Lamy✧ @lamide_aa]

Some content you just can’t see me open. There’s nothing the eazi dude and his wife are saying that I have any interest in

[. @VeeO19]

Are there ppl who enjoy listening to shit like this bc what is the point of this information?

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

how i sleep at night knowing I don’t have to write a lengthy message to an emotionally unavailable person asking for them to do better

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Ankara Messi then.

[Raws @Raws_LFC]

How it feels knowing I stood by Messi’s side his entire career and never once stopped calling him the GOAT.

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Earth has existed for 8 billion years and I was born in Lionel Messi’s Era

[вιg нυη¢нσ 🇦🇷 🪐 @stillbighuncho]

“Di Maria carried Lionel Messi”

[Peniel. @PenielThoy]

‘pls lend me urgent 10k, i want to get som…’
wetin do the best father in the world wey you post yesterday?

[Success.ofsnaps @ThatSuccess_]

When you're born and a white woman is holding you and you didn't hear anyone speaking pidgin

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

De Paul in 80 years time:

Changing graves just to be close to Messi’s. 😭

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Convince you in big 2026? If you don’t geddifok.

[YH @Yemihazan]

Dem wan use true love wound am ❤️😂

[𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲🇪🇸🇦🇷 @daa_lington]

called my aunty to bill her and she started praying for me

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[Torren @Torren__]

El personal de limpieza del Mundial cada vez que juega Japón.

[Trig 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Kharlerh]

rodrigo de paul when casemiro tries to protect messi before him

[drogba gremista @drogbagfbpa]

*se cair da ponte tem que colocar o endrick*

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