Chyster The Friendly Ghost

I aim to be lion hearted, But my hands still shake and my voice isn't quite loud enough.

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Am I a girl? Yes. Am I also a stepdaddy? Yes. Did I just realize that my dad and my step grandfather are the problem yes 😂🫣 both of them stepped the fuck up for kids that weren't theirs and anyways how's your night going!?

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Today honestly fucking sucked, but hey life is what you make it right

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Started drinking my calories smh and I see it in my face I gotta quit that shit

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Just stabbed myself for the first time on my "spiky" crocs.... I've never known pain like that felt like a scooter but add stabbing man and there's blood all over the damn floor cus my ankle just kept bleeding 🩸 smh.

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

I guess it as worth it ;p

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Thank god I'm off today bc my stomach is NOT happy about my drinking yesterday LOL why did I do that to myself I'm almost 30 out there acting like I'm 21 seeesh

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Every time I deal with the aftermath of drinking, I remind myself why I don't drink lol

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

I talked my my Jess Jess twice today and it made my whole month 🥹💖

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Call a man "big dawg" one time and you'll never hear the end of it 😅😂

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Mean come on how could I leave her behind

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

A coworker and I wanna plan this cruise and it sounds AMAZING but like .... I haven't spent a single night away from my girl in MONTHS.

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Pre sadness and anxiety already bc I'm planning a trip in FUCKIN MARCH of next year and Ruby cannot come... I was aaaaaalll in and now I'm like eh well maybe I'm see myself out.

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Does co star know something I don't know?

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

I got my leggings on and my tight wind breaker and it's giving bodyOdyOdyody

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Can't believe y'all bullied Caleb Shomo so much you made him make a post about his sexuality yall the worst.

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

So like is the common courtesy of turning off your bright lights when another car is coming/ passing a thing of the past!? Bc YA GURL IS TIRED of being blinded on the back roads yall sheeesh😭😩🤪

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

I fear.... it may be time to watch the perks of being a wallflower again send help

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Just had 3 Texas Roadhouse rolls for breakfast yeeehaw

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Why did I just get a legitimately made ad for only fans? Are we really there in life right now? What the fuck

[Chyster The Friendly Ghost @Ch3yTea]

Anyone recognize that guitar player 😜🫣