Chad Tumawitz

The General Fan & Fantasy Football GM | #DC4L | #HOOKEM | #DallasStars | #ASTROS | #MAVS | Biased, Satire

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

@BleacherReport Mike sitting next to him 🤣🤣

[𝐄𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚 @EudaimoniaEsq]

Every human being on planet earth is just an undocumented American and America is actually just a tax colony

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

Here’s to you CJ2K 🍻

[Austin Nelson @austinnelson]

The first Choppa City Juke celebration at Nissan Stadium this season will make grown men cry

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

Less than 10 will be played 26-27

[Ron Harrod Jr. @RonKnowsSports]

Dereck Lively talks about how he’s feeling physically:

“I’m not able to run and jump yet. I’m taking my time. I’m taking more time than I need to make sure that I don’t have to deal with this foot again.”

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

@Motor1com Which one reports you to flock

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

I wonder if he knows how much the 49ers are worth

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Brandon Aiyuk’s latest IG story shows him in a closet, tossing a bunch of money on the ground as another reminder to the 49ers of the money he’s made from them.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The Supreme Court has sided with the maker of Roundup weedkiller, blocking thousands of lawsuits alleging it failed to warn users the product could cause cancer. https://t.co/cmfg5x68jb

[Matthew Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

This is absolutely hilarious.

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

Chinese auto maker officially out of US market

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

BREAKING: After less than a decade, Polestar has announced it will be exiting the US market entirely to focus on its European offerings.

The company will continue to sell its remaining stock of cars.

[Chief @chiefflips]

@ShamsCharania lamelo and ant 💀💀💀

[Bobby Belt @BobbyBeltTX]

When Masai Ujiri sees a really athletic 6'8 finisher who hasn't quite figured out how to shoot a basketball yet:

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Welcome to Dallas, Tobi Lawal!

Tobi recorded the 2nd highest standing vertical in NBA combine HISTORY. 👀

[mo love @rubiabandito]

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[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

@JackMac “Just get a landlord and be happy bitch”

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

@Motor1com @Automotive_News All things from Honda are useless

[ro (delusional) @obsessf1on]

I love how all F1 fans who hated him when he was crashing into their drivers are now being protective over him crashing into the nascar drivers because he may be the black sheep of the family but he's STILL FAMILY
#kmag

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

@espn @emilymkaplan @PatMcAfeeShow As a Texan. Send it to the north, they deserve it

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

@TheDunkCentral @HeatCulture13 “Another”

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

Will be in the ECF

[Swervo5️⃣ @4KTSwervo]

Giannis Antetokounmpo just ruined the rest of his career. Atleast Milwaukee did their best to get you a winning roster. Pat Riley refused to get Jimmy any help. You are getting the same treatment lmfao. Giannis and Bam are going to be worse than the Hornets next season. SAVE THIS

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

Yeah what usually happens when Spol gets a highest level player

[Ralph Mason @Ralph_MasonJr]

Giannis trade didn’t shift balance of power in the league one bit

Incredible lol

[Chad Tumawitz @Ch4ch_]

This is so awesome

[Fifth Gear @NotFifthGear]

It's like watching fish in water. He's finally in his natural habitat