Craig Harkness

Sometimes I tweet, sometimes I don’t. All time leader in all goalie stats for the Bud Light Blues and Bud Light Limes.

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@ZBerm Him and AJ about to fake injuries until the off-season. No one would blame them.

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Hey, @Eagles you’re a disgrace.

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@EliotShorrParks @PhansofPhilly If only the @Eagles showed up too

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@JClarkNBCS Got paid to fumble the ball

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@joshuagates What’s your favorite beer?

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@NBCSPhilly Get out of Philly. You couldn’t hit sand if you fell in the desert.

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@JClarkNBCS “This team thrives after getting punched in the face.” Well Nick, you got TKO’d at home….twice. Take batting practice, take your 3 game hot streak and GTFO out of Philly. You’re a bum.

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@NBCSPhilly How about going to batting practice instead of the eagles game. Start with a beach ball and make your way down.

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@promking2013 @TommyKelly44 Casty couldn’t hit a beach ball right now

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Nice bullpen management again Topper @Phillies

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Birds got FUCKED #investigatetherefs #gannonsshit

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@BarstoolPhilly Ilya Bryzgalov

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@NHLFlyers end the season early.

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@JHallNBCS This did not age well #bokchoy

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@TimRiday I don’t have ESPN+ either so I just took a video of me eating trail mix. It’s already more entertaining

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@ThatsJared FAT SHAMING ! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!

You refused to resize my wife’s rings and said come back in March when you lose more baby weight. So this is how you conduct customer service? Telling customers to lose weight and come back in 3 months? #avoid #Wow #CustomerService

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@TimRiday @DanDutton6 I’m in

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@todougherty #5 ghost has more points than JVR