Chaotic Academia

Dark academia this dark academia that… chaotic academia is for academics with a life as messy as their desk. Share with #ChaoticAcademia

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

This is #ChaoticAcademia according to ‘Aesthetics Wiki’ - but it’s also that academia is a shit show sometimes 😇 🔥

[Ritwika Patgiri @RitwikaPatgiri]

How it all started:

"A research university that primarily awards master's degrees and PhDs, JNU saw the number of seats offered to students wishing to enroll in a master's or a doctoral program plummet by 84%, from 1234 to 194 in one year. Furthermore, admissions committees

[Badriah Basma @badriah_basma]

Chaos & other stories

[Daniel Gould, MD, PhD @DJGould94]

The 'novelty' of my study while the manuscript spends 12 months in the peer review cycle

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

My job is just… Funding applications.

[Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter]

Please upload..

- CV
- cover letter
- diversity statement
- strategy statement
- 6 reference letters
- elementary school transcripts
- a self-portrait
- the Great American Novel
- your grand theory of everything

Don’t worry, we don’t read any of it.

[Rebecca Buxton @RebeccaBuxton]

This senior professor thinks that a ban on sexualised behaviour between students and staff "would be more or less a ban on life as we know it."

A piece written with deep nostalgia for a time when he used to sleep with his students. https://t.co/QtFlTC4A2h

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

‘Eat hearty soups’ ah yes of course the key to every brooding dark academic. Eat watery thin broths for Chaotic Academia vibes instead

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

The bar was low but holy fuck

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

Do not stand at my desk and weep,
I am not there — got sacked last week.
#UCU #ucuRising

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

Ouch

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

Lol who did this

[Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter]

Academia: "practice self-care"
Me: "rests"
Academia: "no, not like that"

[Ruben Dario Palacio, Ph.D. @rdpalacio]

How come this article, with fieldwork conducted in Colombia, has no Colombian authors, not even authors affiliated with Colombian institutions?

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Me: ok time to run more samples to replicate my data

My data:

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

It could be worse.

[PhD_Genie @PhD_Genie]

Best academic compliment in 4 words or less...

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

Chaotic academia should be messy desks and unhinged academics staying up at all hours chasing a project for the love of it. Not 50-100% paycuts for a marking boycott !!!!!

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

When my supervisor asks me a basic question

[UCU @ucu]

🚨A MESSAGE FROM STUDENTS TO STUDENTS

This is why university staff are boycotting marking & assessments

Higher education is rigged against students & staff, but by standing with UCU, you can change it

Tell your vice-chancellor: https://t.co/AdIPMcTdCo

#ucuRISING

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

M O R E

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

writinge ys a scam ynvented by writinge to sell more writinge

[Chaotic Academia @Cha0ticAcademia]

dark academia has gone too far