Austin Sims

married March 17, 2017. | Army Infantry Vet 1-27 25ID | UMKC Business #BroncosCountry #MileHighBasketball #RepBx #RockChalk

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Justin Wills @itsjwills]

This is embarrassing.

Basically Adam Silver doesn’t think the NBA has a flopping problem and they aren’t going to do anything about it.

The NBA is encouraging the problem by dismissing it as “selling calls” and being ok with that. Complete failure as a commissioner.

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

We cannot overstate how bad this is for the game of basketball.

[Itata @Itata_9]

Michael Jackson solo adult career: 1979-2009 (30 years)

Drake's career: 2009-present (17 years)

He matched him in less time. This is very impressive regardless of how you spin it.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

SGA just fell down on the shot completely UNTOUCHED

This is the most SHAMELESS basketball player I've ever seen and the refs keep letting him get away with it

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨TRENDING: Scientists have released new research on SGA's flopping in the playoffs:

-He falls on 11% of shots he's NOT fouled on
-He falls on 51% of shots he IS fouled on
-He falls on 17% of all shots he takes

He leads the league in all 3 categories, via @Yahoo

[Joseph Bien-Kahn @jbienkahn]

Tom doing the lord’s work here. No more OKC fan excuses. Your dude is a mathematically confirmed flopper…

[Bryce 🎸 @MileHighMims]

He was an icon bro 🙏🙏🙏

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The NBA really let Isaiah Hartenstein come in Game 2 and blatantly cheat the entire 27 minutes he was on the floor so OKC could win 😭

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: NASCAR icon Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup Series champion, has died at the age of 41, the racing series announced Thursday.

[Tarun Raju @btarunr]

Remember when Pakistan sent beef survival rations to earthquake-hit Nepal knowing well that it's a Hindu-majority country?

Karma is inevitable.

[Trehausen @iHitSplits]

Damn there goes that narrative

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

Spencer Pratt: "How about we stop public defecating, clean up the needles, fill our reservoirs, lower crime, and focus on things that matter instead of failed social engineering?"

TMZ: "OMG DID YOU SEE HE ATE AT A RESTAURANT!"

[Jon Ralston @RalstonReports]

I am an SGA fan, but if a guy who averages a triple double and leads the league in rebounds and assists is not the MVP, I don’t know what the definition is.

[Kosta JANKOV @GBA_BOCAR]

NBA has officially destroyed the credibility of its own MVP award.
Nikola Jokic just became the first player in league history to get robbed of 3 MVPs in 3 consecutive years — not because he wasn’t the best player, but because the league needed a different storyline.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

BREAKING: SGA HAS WON MVP

[Jeremy Nicolls @JeremyNicolls]

Nikola Jokic averaged a triple double, and ended third in MVP voting. The league is a JOKE at this point.

Pun intended.

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

Breaking: Conor McGregor will face Max Holloway in the main event at UFC 329 in Las Vegas, @DanaWhite announced on social media.

This bout will be fought at 170 lbs.

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Bro I can’t believe this is my life, I love this nigga like a blood relative man