Captain Haddock

IIT + IIM = groundhog day for life

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@DebabrataTOI Whole babu lobby helps each other... In fact the entire babu, neta, business trio wants corrupt people at each step.

In any other reasonable country, babus like him would be in jail for years with their assets confiscated.

But India is peak clown country 🤡

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@Warlock_mohit Peak unemployment is chapri unemployed guys like WARLODU_MOHIT using fake DP posting for BJP IT cell 🤡😂

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@Ayushihihaha Another chapri unemployed guy in BJP IT cell posting as a girl 😂🤡

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@JaipurDialogues Buddy Sanjay, u r also same generation...
Just because u r a midget & travel half ticket doesn't make u a kid or Gen Z 🤡😂

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@HappySi79054951 One thing genuinely puzzles me...

Most desis are unethical, but most Gujjus/ Baniyas/ Marwaris/ Jains are a step ahead especially when it comes to financial scams...

How do they reconcile it with their extreme religiosity, if they are true believers??? 🤔🤔

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@Mrsinha As gya ye Sinha apne papa ki sarkar bachane 🤡

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@ANI Modiji do your BJP ministers believe in Atmanirbhar Bharat?

Then why are their kids settled abroad?

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@narendramodi Modiji what about the children of your BJP ministers? Are they not youth of the nation?...

Why are almost all of them settled abroad?

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@NewsArenaIndia These guys are so detached from ground reality, maybe that's y make such absurd claims...
Surrounded by chamchas who don't tell them the truth, travel in luxury convoys, have full security... Maybe to them life in India looks good like Vishwaguru

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@narendramodi Modiji, u have certainly improved Ease of Dying in this country 🤡

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@gauravsabnis Sanghi ideology is like smoke... You can never pin them down to what they actually believe.

Like good sepoys they keep changing their statements according to the audience.

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@Starboy2079 So it's GoI Vs Gymkhana club? 🤡

Is this what Indian state has been reduced to in the last few years according to this clown 😂😂

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@SanviSharm49500 ... And we are also shameless chapri guys from BJP IT cell posting as cute girls 🤡😂😂

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@ndtv Sanjay Gandhi should have ensured his vasectomy too 😂

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@Alpakanya What kind of dumb statement is this? Every single country is luxurious if you are rich enough 😂

Only top 2% of India can afford these malls, 60% live just hand to mouth.

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@AstroPrashanth9 Prashanthji, why don't you stick to your usual business of making fake predictions & fooling people?

Leave the business of boot licking to the professionals of BJP IT cell, they get well paid for it 🤡

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@gauravsabnis Caste is a reality, I'm not denying that.
I'm just saying this inverse relationship between civic sense & caste seems far fetched.

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@chasing_highs Staying abroad & criticizing India to make it better is consistent position. U r saying life in India sucks & this is what's needed to improve, meanwhile I'll live in a better place

Staying abroad & being a bhakt constantly praising India is inconsistent & hypocritical position

[Captain Haddock @Chacha_Haddock]

@SirPareshRawal One thing genuinely puzzles me...

Most desis are unethical, but most Gujjus/ Baniyas/ Marwaris/ Jains are a step ahead especially when it comes to financial scams...

How do they reconcile it with their extreme religiosity, if they are true believers??? 🤔🤔