ay mirenme soy tagliafico soy un re jugador traje la copa a argentina soy amigo de messi el autor de slam dunk me mandó un tomo autografiado sé hacer de todo y encima mi mujer es hermosa anda a cagar hermano
This is Raimi glaze I can get behind. Fantastic scene, I remember as a kid it really affected me how May doesn’t just forgive him and is upset initially. Taught me that you don’t just get rewarded for being honest but you should still do it cause it’s the right thing to do.
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinster plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
This guy is the rockstar of Linux right now:
> Gets shit for always having scantily-clad anime women as backgrounds in demo videos.
> says "Okay, I'll stop using them"
> new video drops.
> everything is much much more offensive.