Chad Cotton

An absolute unit.

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“I wouldn’t outsource a porch…“ -Irish

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Can someone send me like $100? I’m just so tired of being broke. Pay you back on the first. Thanks. 🫣

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@KristiAllAlong It’s gonna be a difficult day. You’ll do great, even if you do lose it, it’s warranted, and we will all understand. When I was down there today, putting something away in the music room, I felt his presence in such a real way, it shook https://t.co/NsNLjPiECu you sis. ❤️

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An incredible look at LA fires. Just a guy riding around on a Ciron cycle, recording the devastation. https://t.co/Ru963ab8tJ

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BEAST GAME EPISODE 3 IS OUT NOW!

To celebrate, I'm giving away $100,000 total to 10 random people who like and retweet this post!

Go watch it here: https://t.co/Yntf9E7FTN

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@MarioNawfal Here’s a quick summary of spending as extracted via AI.

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There are a few things harder than saying goodbye to a long-term pet. She was the best, good girl, has crossed the rainbow bridge and is playing with her sisters and Mama.

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Well, venturing out on my scooter this evening, someone rolled through a stop sign, and almost hit me. I turned around and yelled what the F with my hands in the air. The car slowed and asked why I was being so rude, to which I replied, you almost killed me!

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@KristiAllAlong Looks and sounds so fire!

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Tyson vs Paul… LFG!

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@KristiAllAlong I’d fill a bucket with hot water and some simple green, toss them all in there and give them a scrub! It would probably take the paint off of them. 😔

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@Dementia_Joe69 @handleitgrips Make/model?

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@VP Hey, thanks for clogging up the airspace for first responders, who are way more important than you in this region right now.

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Everyone out here, airing their debate responses. I’m here like…

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April 24, 2025 🙏🏻

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Such a mind F to be living 100 yards from the Swedish Festival, food, and you’re too nauseous to step outside.FML

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Officially a downtown Kingsburg resident as of today! 🤪

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@krisplaysdrums1 Enjoy yourself, dear friend! Happy new year 🥳

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Thank you migraine for ending in insomnia, you bastard. 38 hours not enough? and the final symptom? Just the tightest, acute pressure right on the temples, like a vice grip! FML.😔