👑Capricorn

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions 👌

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

2 years ago I was in Saint Lucia at the pool getting drunk. Today I’m laying the bed and just finished working. What has life come to?

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

The dryer in my apartment broke yesterday so I had to bring my towels to the laundromat because I refuse for them to smell like mildew until it is fixed. Who knew it was $4 for 30 minutes? Thank God it’s only 1 load that needs to be dried

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

I was t work today and one of my coworker’s breath was so damn stink. Like do y’all not taste that shit in the back of your throat?

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

There’s a girl on my IG that I met on a trip and I cannot remember what country I met her in. So I went through her pictures and still can’t figure it out 😂

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

If I say something about a situation, please believe I’m coming with facts to show proof. I don’t just speak about it and not have the facts to back it up.

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

The thumbnail Love and Hip Hop Miami just popped up on my tv and I thought about how my butler at the resort in Curacao was telling me about them being there. He said it was weird

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I need a week long trip out the country

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I realized that people be falling out with their friends on vacation cause y’all be sharing rooms and start seeing how dirty you mfers are.

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

I give people the same energy they give me.

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

This next vacation is going to be real personal

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

Caribbean people don’t pronounce the “h” in three but emphasis the “h” in herbs

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

Finding out that my brother had all these Amex credits just wasting away, really disappointed me. So now I just use his and get double the credits. Like today I made him buy me a gift card to a restaurant I like 🙃

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

I was ready to hop on a plane and go to New York this weekend, but my plans for canceled 😩

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Telling me your mature for your age, then when I tell you to find other topics to talk about, you get lost and don’t know what to say 😂

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

My brother didn’t know what all credits he gets from Amex, so I’m over here telling him to buy stuff and send it to me before he loses the credit

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

Once I know I’m traveling somewhere, or even have it in my head that I want to go, I start researching and watching videos

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The new people at my job told me I can’t go on vacation and leave them with my counterpart ever again. They better go to hell 🤣

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

If these people don’t shut their kids the fuck up. No one wants to hear that whine.

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

JetBlue did something right by letting me pay for my luggage with points

[👑Capricorn @ChadLeo92]

However, why would you as a couple bring your brats to sit in a row with me in the airport. I’m in an empty section and you people didn’t want to occupy the other 50leven empty rows?