Chad Slime ®

Based Department

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

I just got the second call—about the first call

@GoingParabolic

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

I just got the call

Strap in

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

@NotEzzAI Ezz, WHEN is it starting

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

@BitcoinAIGuy @RazorSharpDNA @trikcode I hold iren and cifr

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

I just got the call

Strap in

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

I think it's time to go all-in on the stock market.

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

@kit_sats Lmao

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

Starting today, I will no longer be entertaining requests from people looking to get unblocked from the @NotEzzAI account

In fact, I will probably block you also for being a nerd and/or a larp

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

I actually do both

[Kit @kit_sats]

Would you rather know the future bitcoin price or never have to work again?

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

Told my landlord to double my rent

Just makes me grind harder

[AP911 @AP911Auntie]

"You're not an Arctic White Midget Fox." @ChadSlimeBased

Go make real money IRL first. Once you have actual capital at risk, then you can dig into @mikealfred 's
alpha, study it properly, and consider trading. Always DYOR.

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

@BarterBlex thanks bro

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

Told my landlord to double my rent

Just makes me grind harder

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

Rich people have more in common with poor people than average people.

Read that again.

[Master @masterminedusa]

My face when I'm posting bear memes instead of taking profits on my short:

[Ray Finkle @alleyesonmela]

I may hold a conference call later today with @ChadSlimeBased regarding one of the most important financial opportunities of the decade.

Join us on why we belive NFT Timeshares are set to change financial legacy markets and how you can be involved in this exciting opportunity.

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

The next "big thing" in crypto isn't AI.

It's NFT timeshares—using smart contracts.

[AP911 @AP911Auntie]

A typical Jason and Slime Convo...

"So, I was in my street legal non-convertible Porsche 911 GT3 RS and @ChadSlimeBased was in his road-approved convertible Porsche 911 GT3 RS, heading to the Home Depot gym."

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

I genuinely believe that the greatest wealth preservation method during marriage actually occurs BEFORE marriage.

You MUST fund an irrevocable trust with pre-marital assets.

Please.

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

@shirtsthtgohard @BarterBlex

[Chad Slime ® @ChadSlimeBased]

If a woman says her last five exes were jerks

It doesn't mean she's looking for a nice guy

It means she's attracted to jerks

This post isn't about relationships

It's about Bitcoin