Chad "Noseplow" Spallina

#topshelf #pantsbeer

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

RIP to that guy at six flags, but that’s a rough way to go out. Ass cheeks out and all

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Jarvis, unshit my pants #explore

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Me to the rookie cop who pulls me over for a DUI. I just killed a family 5 #expand #doihaveaproblem #freeDiddy

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just realized I had a hole in the back of my sweatpants, made me think of that one SpongeBob episode. Please tell me someone knows ball #chud

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@RustCohle215 Get back on the horse Rust #resiliency

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

I miss Roy Hibbert #expandthegame #nba #bv

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Holy shit #nantucket #bag

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Someone please talk me out of buying these

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@daddygeorge1257 Yeah @ThadThtory has some dawgs on him. He��ll want to suck it too tho

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just walked past a kid bumping Souja Boy at 9:30AM from a jbl riding a manual scooter. I mean I guess #hogdox #beev

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Might go to the police the way I got raped by my exam this morning #wearejanedoe

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Tua throws the game in prime time and the next morning I bomb an exam at 8am. I’m coming for the third tower #imsorrymom #aintthatwhattheydo #nuke #hashtag

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Tua, I think I would rather put nails under each of my toenails and kick a wall as hard as I can than see you play another snap for the Atlanta Falcons. Let’s throw Felipe Franks in the pocket #nuke #freeDiddy #terrorist

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Might rip a blue chew and go to the local Friday night lights, gotta make life interesting every once in a while #letsgetweird #burv #pittsbreakoutyear

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Man I hate periods. Makes me livid #equality #women

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@BigDomHater Hey Big Dom Hater, you got a dox coming your way. Good luck finding a job you libtard. Good riddance #chud #nuke #pittsbreakoutyear

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Kyle Pitts, I’d murder a small family of 3 for you #riseup #dirtybirds #pittsbreakoutyear

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

@ThadThtory Get a grip thad

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

Just gonna leave this here #attacktheday

[Chad "Noseplow" Spallina @ChadSpallina]

We’re playing SEC ball and we’re crying on the sideline over a retarded decision on a punt return. There’s no room for that shit on this team. Bring back the game I love man #nuke #shrinkthegame #gonesoft