@BurgerKingCAN I normally love BK, but not tonight. My “upsized” fries look like this (no bagglers to be seen) and there’s hardly any lettuce on my Whopper.
Last night, my 3 year old kicked me during a tantrum. As I tucked him in bed later, he apologized. "I'll never kick you again," he said, pulling me in closer and kissing my cheek. "Just do exactly what I tell you to do and I'll never have to kick you again." My son is a mobster.